Cal O’Chortus
@calochortus.bsky.social
Working Conservationist, Ribald Doofus
You ain’t gonna learn
What you don’t wanna know
#discgolf #packers #jerrygarcia
The avatar is Robert Redford in “Jeremiah Johnson”, a bearded mountain man by a stream. The header photo is a deep red-orange sunset
You ain’t gonna learn
What you don’t wanna know
#discgolf #packers #jerrygarcia
The avatar is Robert Redford in “Jeremiah Johnson”, a bearded mountain man by a stream. The header photo is a deep red-orange sunset
Asking us to trust these outlets, to any degree anymore, is pretty rough.
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Asking us to trust these outlets, to any degree anymore, is pretty rough.
Old hurt bad *sex pest* kicker.
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Old hurt bad *sex pest* kicker.
GB OL is a disaster.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
GB OL is a disaster.
Sex pest can go away now? Probably not.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Sex pest can go away now? Probably not.
Can’t. Even. Line. Up. Millions in salary and they can’t figure out how to sit at their desk for work.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Can’t. Even. Line. Up. Millions in salary and they can’t figure out how to sit at their desk for work.
ma’am, respectfully… actually, huh…
a woman is making a funny face and looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
ma’am, respectfully… actually, huh…
Presumably he arrived at the stadium on schedule?
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Presumably he arrived at the stadium on schedule?
Off with you now.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Off with you now.
Is that the worst three play sequence for a QB in history? Takes out his own Center and then decides to make a miracle happen while getting sacked by four people.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Is that the worst three play sequence for a QB in history? Takes out his own Center and then decides to make a miracle happen while getting sacked by four people.
He was trying to make something happen while being bear hugged by three defenders.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
He was trying to make something happen while being bear hugged by three defenders.
Is his thumb in his brain?
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Is his thumb in his brain?
Pretty sure it’s illegal to snap the ball with more than 2 seconds on the play clock
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Pretty sure it’s illegal to snap the ball with more than 2 seconds on the play clock
Is the requirement to run up the middle exclusively in the room with us now?
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Is the requirement to run up the middle exclusively in the room with us now?
$5 day pass on Sling works too
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
$5 day pass on Sling works too
Run up the middle, bad play/penalty, throw 50 yard pass to covered receiver and hope.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Run up the middle, bad play/penalty, throw 50 yard pass to covered receiver and hope.