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Reform: The Seven Dwarfs if all of them were Dopey
January 19, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Reform: The Seven Dwarfs if all of them were Dopey
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Word of the day is ‘fanfaronade’ (19th century): to strut and swagger about as if you own the stage.
January 7, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Word of the day is ‘fanfaronade’ (19th century): to strut and swagger about as if you own the stage.
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Why was this political activist allowed to take over at Glastonbury?
Questions of political bias clouded everything in 2025, and pop music was no exception. Glastonbury was rocked by an enormous controversy, reported in full by the Eye.
Questions of political bias clouded everything in 2025, and pop music was no exception. Glastonbury was rocked by an enormous controversy, reported in full by the Eye.
January 1, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Why was this political activist allowed to take over at Glastonbury?
Questions of political bias clouded everything in 2025, and pop music was no exception. Glastonbury was rocked by an enormous controversy, reported in full by the Eye.
Questions of political bias clouded everything in 2025, and pop music was no exception. Glastonbury was rocked by an enormous controversy, reported in full by the Eye.
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From the CWS ARCHIVE. 20th August 2024.
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
From the CWS ARCHIVE. 20th August 2024.
Aberdeen AFC in Prague🤷♂️ up I Dons💋💋
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Aberdeen AFC in Prague🤷♂️ up I Dons💋💋
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Get 26 issues of Private Eye Magazine just £48. Gift subscriptions available too (starting at £26)
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REPOST. Commentatorballs: These are real quotes from real sports commentators, sent in by readers. From An Evening with Private Eye 2024.
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REPOST. Commentatorballs: These are real quotes from real sports commentators, sent in by readers. From An Evening with Private Eye 2024.
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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REPOST. Commentatorballs: These are real quotes from real sports commentators, sent in by readers. From An Evening with Private Eye 2024.
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REPOST. Commentatorballs: These are real quotes from real sports commentators, sent in by readers. From An Evening with Private Eye 2024.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
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A bit on football just being great - and the joy of perfect commentary
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Commentary classics: McLean, Parrott and a week of unbridled content joy | Max Rushden
When you work in the game it is easy to get cynical but this week I’ve been consuming all the #limbs I can find
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
A bit on football just being great - and the joy of perfect commentary
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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It's in! When you are waiting for the final whistle and accidentally catch a wonderstrike!
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It's in! When you are waiting for the final whistle and accidentally catch a wonderstrike!
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It’s clearly a night to share @theguardian.com back page. World Cup, here we come!! 🏴🏆
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It’s clearly a night to share @theguardian.com back page. World Cup, here we come!! 🏴🏆
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Rumor has it Trump wants the new Washington Commanders stadium named after him.
I dunno about you, but Pedophile Stadium has an odd ring to it.
I dunno about you, but Pedophile Stadium has an odd ring to it.
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Rumor has it Trump wants the new Washington Commanders stadium named after him.
I dunno about you, but Pedophile Stadium has an odd ring to it.
I dunno about you, but Pedophile Stadium has an odd ring to it.
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It blows my mind that there are real people who see a post like this and actually believe the whole “Christmas is being cancelled by Muslims” BS 🙄
Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆
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Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆
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November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It blows my mind that there are real people who see a post like this and actually believe the whole “Christmas is being cancelled by Muslims” BS 🙄
Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆
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Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆
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A national newspaper journalist went on a British TV channel to claim police stats showed asylum-seekers committed 44% of sex crimes in Dorset.
This shocking claim was treated as fact by the channel which promoted the clip on social media where it was amplified by AI.
Except... it's bollocks.
This shocking claim was treated as fact by the channel which promoted the clip on social media where it was amplified by AI.
Except... it's bollocks.
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
A national newspaper journalist went on a British TV channel to claim police stats showed asylum-seekers committed 44% of sex crimes in Dorset.
This shocking claim was treated as fact by the channel which promoted the clip on social media where it was amplified by AI.
Except... it's bollocks.
This shocking claim was treated as fact by the channel which promoted the clip on social media where it was amplified by AI.
Except... it's bollocks.
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From here on he will simply be known as: 'That arrogant entitled bellend who is also potentially a nonce'.
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
From here on he will simply be known as: 'That arrogant entitled bellend who is also potentially a nonce'.
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Say what you like about ‘Sadiq Khan’s no-go hellscape’ – Britain’s cities prove the rightwing agitators wrong | Jonathan Liew
Say what you like about ‘Sadiq Khan’s no-go hellscape’ – Britain’s cities prove the rightwing agitators wrong | Jonathan Liew
To rightwing populists, places of fluidity and freedom will always be the enemy, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew
www.theguardian.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Say what you like about ‘Sadiq Khan’s no-go hellscape’ – Britain’s cities prove the rightwing agitators wrong | Jonathan Liew
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Farage: epic grifter
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The Ryder Cup continues to provide plenty to think and argue about! That and notes on the Walker Cup, Nicklaus v. Milstein and much more. quadrilateral.substack.com/p/majors-new...
Major(s) News & Notes, October 16th, 2025
More Ryder Cup fallout from McIlroy, Donald and Hovland. Plus, Robertson to Captain GB&I again, Nicklaus v. Milstein at trial, Quotables, This, That and Reads.
quadrilateral.substack.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The Ryder Cup continues to provide plenty to think and argue about! That and notes on the Walker Cup, Nicklaus v. Milstein and much more. quadrilateral.substack.com/p/majors-new...
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First of two parts because there was that much point missing at the 45th Ryder Cup. quadrilateral.substack.com/p/point-miss...
(Point) Missers Part I, 2025 Ryder Cup
This edition deals with the play and other nonsense, while Part II carves out a first-ever second volume devoted to the handling of the 45th matches.
quadrilateral.substack.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
First of two parts because there was that much point missing at the 45th Ryder Cup. quadrilateral.substack.com/p/point-miss...
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Like a cockroach in the nuclear winter, Liz Truss keeps going on … and on | John Crace
Like a cockroach in the nuclear winter, Liz Truss keeps going on … and on | John Crace
Liz’s latest delusional outing was on the Master Investor podcast. Spoiler alert: she was right all along, you know
www.theguardian.com
September 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Like a cockroach in the nuclear winter, Liz Truss keeps going on … and on | John Crace
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No sooner had I finished my mega-debunk of asylum seeker "perks" at the weekend, when along comes another claim!
If you read my thread a few days ago, you may be able to spot the obvious whiff of 🐄💩.
If not, let me enlighten you! 👍🏼
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If you read my thread a few days ago, you may be able to spot the obvious whiff of 🐄💩.
If not, let me enlighten you! 👍🏼
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August 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
No sooner had I finished my mega-debunk of asylum seeker "perks" at the weekend, when along comes another claim!
If you read my thread a few days ago, you may be able to spot the obvious whiff of 🐄💩.
If not, let me enlighten you! 👍🏼
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If you read my thread a few days ago, you may be able to spot the obvious whiff of 🐄💩.
If not, let me enlighten you! 👍🏼
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