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Wearer of many masks.. and hats.

I love GIFs, emojis, elegant words, a habitable planet, books, scripted TV, history podcasts & well-designed everything.

Estoy aprendiendo un poco de español para poder cantar junto con Benito.
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My (short-lived) harvest via anisota.net/harvest
Most Used Words ①］ miss live mean added worth happy design black goodness white jamaicans similar loved heck hear thebeastinme week christmas exactly least wait find company hurricane community less heard night melissa likely friday wind trash kids food jamaica brain music favorite keep song show space season family redacted start hope rain school jamaican public support cannot watch storm morning friends gross help gets tell major women human coffee sick hard turn country heart wondering able grateful ancestors schools listen lets those genuinely business remember money Image Posts 100% of images have alt text 83% above average
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Get yourself a plumber with a sense of humor (and 3rd generation pride in his craft).
Back of a dark blue hoodie with the words “I Talk Sh!t (poop emoji)”
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Toys-R-Us did a follow up reel lol
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Price History Over the past 30 days, the price of AMZPONY Cordless Neck Massager has ranged from $39.98 to $49.99. The current price of $39.98 is at the 30-day low, representing a $10 savings (20% off) from its recent high.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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A child’s drawings of melancholic fairies
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Add protein (cheese!) to your diet, and wear gloves instead of allowing them to be moist all the time.

My latest efforts at keeping nails on my fingers:
Onyx Hard As Hoof strengthening nail cream, Essie Good As New nail protection and Sally Hansen Repair Rescue ridge filler polish.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Geez — Netflix really has me pegged
Screenshot of Netflix interface showing 2 rows of content - “Critically-acclaimed detective TV shows” including BROADCHURCH, DARK WINDS and MAN ON THE INSIDE; and “Growing up millennial” including ZODIAC, THE BIG C and GREY’S ANATOMY.
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Yeah, probably already sold out
These highly limited pieces are available through The Ralph Lauren App and at select retail shops including the men's flagship on Madison Avenue in NYC, the Prince Street shop in NYC, and shops in Chicago, Boston, Georgetown, and King of Prussia, Pennsylvania.
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Women are already being systematically forced out of the architecture by its structure - long nights (in school AND at work), low pay for intense work, glass ceiling at the 5 year mark - this new loan cap & limitation just means there’ll be even less women applying to *start* degrees.
Graph from the ACSA showing the % of women in architecture at 50 when starting to document work experience (AXP), diminishing to 20 when supervising AXP, and less than 10 when receiving accolades
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Wait. WHAT?
Which living, breathing human being alive today does NOT consider NURSING a professional degree??? www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...
Full List of Degrees No Longer Classed as 'Professional' • Nursing • Physician assistants • Physical therapists • Audiologists • Architects • Accountants • Educators • Social workers
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I love the silly pixel lights 🤩
Hyundai Crater Concept car showing the front lights and overhead light bar with a pixelated look Hyundai Crater Concept car showing close up of the overhead light bar with pixelated look lights
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Forgot about the madras, or “Jamaican bandana” which gets featured a lot at this time of year as well 🇯🇲 ackeetreeclothing.com/products/cul...
A Black woman wearing a traditional, off-shoulder, ruffled red & white madras dress, and a madras headwrap, as she walks across the sand on a rocky waterfront.
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Quite literally
A black handbag made of triangular material with a neon pink phone sock attached to the handle and hanging on the outside of the bag, presumably for easy identification and access to pick pockets.
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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How I loved Toe Beans 🥰
Photo of back half of a brownish-grey French Bulldog puppy lying down on a tan fluffy blanket, with the back legs positioned to show the soft toe pads of the dog’s feet. Photo of a brownish-grey French Bulldog puppy lying down on a wood floor, with the back legs positioned to show the soft toe pads of the dog’s feet. The dog is wearing a black collar and its ears are semi-alert, while human toes are just out of the frame Photo of a brownish-grey French Bulldog puppy lying down on green lawn of scrub and grass in bright sunlight, with the back legs askew in a cute manner. The dog is wearing a black collar attached to a black and white leash, and the ears alert, eyes looking off camera
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Been thinking, lately, that I’d really really like to welcome a new pet into our home, a li’l doggo to snuggle with and take walks and play/share shenanigans.

Then I remember Toe Beans
A young brownish-grey-haired French Bulldog wearing a thin black collar has its front paws up on a grey sofa with alert ears and eyes looking off camera
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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*cackling, evil laughter* 😂
“The only culture you have is bacterial” in white sans serif font on a soft gradient dark brown to mid-tone brown background. dr.eamer.dev/insults
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I’m not crying 😢 there’s dust in the air..
“You make kindness feel like common sense.” in white serif font over a soft gradient orange to pink background. dr.eamer.dev/compliments
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I mean.. “Spice jars auto-align so they're always facing forward.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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🥰
Photo of a crocheted green pickle with cute facial features and little arms holding a sign that says “Emotional Support Pickle - I will always be around to let you know that you are a BIG DILL!” on a cork surface with part of a pair of black and gold rimmed eyeglasses, the edge of a keyboard and a wireless mouse for scale comparison.
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Way too much fun homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
JAMAICANS FOR A Habitable Planet in the style of the highly successful and winning ZOHRAN FOR NEW YORK CITY mayoral campaign - bright azure blue background with bold mustard orange letters, the top line featuring a bright red shadow.
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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JAMAICANS For A Habitable Planet in the winning style of the “Zohran For New York City” mayoral campaign - azure blue background with bright orange text featuring a bright red shadow.
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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The outpouring of love being shown to Jamaica is so big and beautiful 🥹 ❤️ 🇯🇲 (TheMOHWGovJM on IG)
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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• Fenty Girl — a non-public figure identified in tabloid reports as Virginia Basora-Gonzalez, 36, whose ICE arrest photo (for illegal reentry after a 2020 deportation tied to a 2019 fentanyl case) circulated online in March 2025.
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Jake’s did not fare well, unfortunately, like most of St. Elizabeth #Jamaica after Hurricane #Melissa (IG reel from JamaicaGleaner)
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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A little better I think 🎃
Screenshot of a excel table with color tiles in the general shape of a lo-res Labubu pumpkin
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM