The horny contrast between me choking myself on your cock to give you the sloppiest blowjob ever and you gently caressing my cheek and whispering praises to me while I do it.

My partner was trying to get me to stop being annoying last night and I said "it's cute that you think you can tell me what to do".

Might be the fastest I've ever had a hand on my throat and fingers inside of me, so uh... I guess he can?

“you’re such a dork!” i say as i slip into sub space and become the horniest i’ve ever been in my life

Shove your fingers in my mouth while you make me cum.

... yes, it has been one hell of a week.

I can almost guarantee that the chronic overthinkers in your life love nothing more than to be fucked/edged/teased/pleasured until they're dumb.

If they're burnt out, former gifted kids, they want to be bimbos/himbos/thembos. Not all the time, but...

It's just a fact.

Oh... I'm ovulating. No wonder I can't stop thinking about making him beg for mercy with my mouth. 😅

Get you a partner who will stop at nothing to give you world-shattering orgasms and wake up early the next day to hide Easter eggs for you 🥴🥰

"Hey baby, I dusted off the box of condoms while I was cleaning the bedroom..." 🌬️💨

🫣😭

I think I've conditioned myself to fall asleep any time I think about having a little self-sesh. It has been happening consistently for MONTHS.

Just once, I'd like to be under-stressed and over-fucked.

Unsurprising results on the kink test 😅

92%  Brat 
89%  Rope Bunny 
86%  Voyeur 
79%  Submissive 
77%  Slave 
72%  Experimentalist 
65%  Masochist 
61%  Degradee 
56%  Girl/Boy 
45%  Non-monogamist 
44%  Exhibitionist

What is the point of working for the same company if I can't spend at least part of the day on my knees in your office? 🤔

Always bringing the witchy shit

If you see this post, do it!

Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5'5"
Shoe size: 9 😱
Zodiac: Sagittarius ☀️ Libra 🌙 Cancer ⬆️
Tattoos: None -- yet!
Piercings: Ears, navel
Fave color: Purple/teal/turquoise
Fave drink: Diet cherry coke/pepsi. Not a big boozer anymore, but margaritas, gin sours, pink moscato

So glad I opted to create my personal bsky account first and didn't use my friend's invite code for this. Shit's tame right now but won't be for long!

Hi! 👋 I am part of the NSFW #TwitterMigration.

🔞 18+ ONLY, MDNI
• 36 | she/her | ♐♎♋
• 25+ to follow back
• married - yes, he knows 😘
• sub + brat
• hard + soft kinks
• cozy + comp gamer 🎮
• friends welcome, don't be gross 💜