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M 🍂🎃
@wildroothearth.bsky.social
Simple living, books, gardening, coffee, magic. Matriarchist. I'm probably cursing and dreaming of moss. Yearning for a Matriatic & Egalitarian Matrilineal society.

Still the Queen of Typos 👑
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Never thought I'd be living in a let them eat cake timeline but here we are and not enough of y'all are angry.
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What exactly is going on? You've got DelMonte putting corn or beets in different kinds of green bean cans it didn't matter if they were salted or unsalted, French cut or regular cut. Now you have Ocean Spray only putting in water in their cans that are supposed to be cranberries. Whut?
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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My favourite Baldwin video:
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Added these to my I'll do it myself library. Me and thriftbooks are basically dating now.
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
🦃 Happy Unthanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
You can't say that me talking to my spirits are demonic when you're supposedly talking to the father, the son, and the holy ghost.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hating me is valid but it's also a you problem.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm trying really hard to be cool, calm, collected but people keep peopling.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Not enough of us are being feral whoreish goblins.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
*Me making a list of to-dos for the garden including upgrades I need to make to expand the business* - 🥰📝

Random lineman outside my fence, up a pole and apparently looking over into my yard: What are you doing?

Me:
kermit the frog is driving a car and looking out of the window .
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November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Btw I'm going with the Jersey Devil.
I don't care what your favorite color is. What cryptid do you think you could take in a fight?
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I don't care what your favorite color is. What cryptid do you think you could take in a fight?
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Excuse me but why are people so dumb? It's stressing me the fuck out.
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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All seeing, all knowing- 2025
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I've never seen such a turnover of people like the turnover at my local pharmacy. Is that normal?
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Throwing around impeachment without following through is an annoying bait & switch that's gotten really old.
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Things I'm loving: flameless votives in old candle jars & outdoor light covers to create a relaxing and warm reading environment. 💜
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sailor Moon isn't black. Zelda isn't black. The Little Mermaid isn't back. None of them are real bitch, calm down racist weirdo.
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Not enough people headbutt others who get in their face.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Folks saying soldiers have an oath to obey the chain of command make it very clear you are bottom feeding follower type bitches. You are in no way shape or form a leader.
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Check your grocery stores. This was 4.99 at mine (Publix) and is covered by EBT. Check with your stores because not all stores are authorized for all EBT eligible items.
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The Republicans are far too hubristic to realise this, but the more they let the President get away with, for instance threatening people with execution, the less likely they are to be to be forgiven when the public decides revolution is the only option left.
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Um....
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM