M 🍂🎃
@wildroothearth.bsky.social
Simple living, books, gardening, coffee, magic. Matriarchist. I'm probably cursing and dreaming of moss. Yearning for a Matriatic & Egalitarian Matrilineal society.
Still the Queen of Typos 👑
Still the Queen of Typos 👑
Pinned
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Never thought I'd be living in a let them eat cake timeline but here we are and not enough of y'all are angry.
They say 11.8 billion was spent on Black Friday. I don't actually believe that. I think they're just trying to pretend that their world is not tanking. But that's not my business.
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
They say 11.8 billion was spent on Black Friday. I don't actually believe that. I think they're just trying to pretend that their world is not tanking. But that's not my business.
Remember this as things get crazier.
Right or wrong, a cornered animal will do anything to survive.
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Remember this as things get crazier.
This
Between "dress better when you fly" and seeing several articles about "why don't Americans dress better when they" in major publications, it feels like there's a creeping move toward classism disguised as fashion or taste happening and it feels very intentional.
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Y'all just grab fruits and veggies and don't look to see if anything is rotten in the package? Y'all eating fruit in the grocery store without even washing it? 🤢 I should not be forced to breathe the same air as you people.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Y'all just grab fruits and veggies and don't look to see if anything is rotten in the package? Y'all eating fruit in the grocery store without even washing it? 🤢 I should not be forced to breathe the same air as you people.
Right or wrong, a cornered animal will do anything to survive.
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Right or wrong, a cornered animal will do anything to survive.
What exactly is going on? You've got DelMonte putting corn or beets in different kinds of green bean cans it didn't matter if they were salted or unsalted, French cut or regular cut. Now you have Ocean Spray only putting in water in their cans that are supposed to be cranberries. Whut?
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What exactly is going on? You've got DelMonte putting corn or beets in different kinds of green bean cans it didn't matter if they were salted or unsalted, French cut or regular cut. Now you have Ocean Spray only putting in water in their cans that are supposed to be cranberries. Whut?
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My favourite Baldwin video:
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My favourite Baldwin video:
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Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)
Added these to my I'll do it myself library. Me and thriftbooks are basically dating now.
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Added these to my I'll do it myself library. Me and thriftbooks are basically dating now.
🦃 Happy Unthanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
🦃 Happy Unthanksgiving
You can't say that me talking to my spirits are demonic when you're supposedly talking to the father, the son, and the holy ghost.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You can't say that me talking to my spirits are demonic when you're supposedly talking to the father, the son, and the holy ghost.
Hating me is valid but it's also a you problem.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Hating me is valid but it's also a you problem.
I'm trying really hard to be cool, calm, collected but people keep peopling.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I'm trying really hard to be cool, calm, collected but people keep peopling.
Not enough of us are being feral whoreish goblins.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Not enough of us are being feral whoreish goblins.
*Me making a list of to-dos for the garden including upgrades I need to make to expand the business* - 🥰📝
Random lineman outside my fence, up a pole and apparently looking over into my yard: What are you doing?
Me:
Random lineman outside my fence, up a pole and apparently looking over into my yard: What are you doing?
Me:
kermit the frog is driving a car and looking out of the window .
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November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
*Me making a list of to-dos for the garden including upgrades I need to make to expand the business* - 🥰📝
Random lineman outside my fence, up a pole and apparently looking over into my yard: What are you doing?
Me:
Random lineman outside my fence, up a pole and apparently looking over into my yard: What are you doing?
Me:
Btw I'm going with the Jersey Devil.
I don't care what your favorite color is. What cryptid do you think you could take in a fight?
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Btw I'm going with the Jersey Devil.
I don't care what your favorite color is. What cryptid do you think you could take in a fight?
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I don't care what your favorite color is. What cryptid do you think you could take in a fight?
Excuse me but why are people so dumb? It's stressing me the fuck out.
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Excuse me but why are people so dumb? It's stressing me the fuck out.
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All seeing, all knowing- 2025
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
All seeing, all knowing- 2025
I've never seen such a turnover of people like the turnover at my local pharmacy. Is that normal?
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I've never seen such a turnover of people like the turnover at my local pharmacy. Is that normal?
Throwing around impeachment without following through is an annoying bait & switch that's gotten really old.
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Throwing around impeachment without following through is an annoying bait & switch that's gotten really old.
Things I'm loving: flameless votives in old candle jars & outdoor light covers to create a relaxing and warm reading environment. 💜
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Things I'm loving: flameless votives in old candle jars & outdoor light covers to create a relaxing and warm reading environment. 💜