Having a girlfriend to take pictures of is literally one of the most important parts of owning a camera

Missing my shot by one day has me thinking of scenarios that have never been thought of before

I’m shifting into New York Mode

Sometimes you have to stoop to writing the horniest Lex post anyone within a 50 mile radius of you has seen in months. And sometimes, it works

I’m a fisting ambassador

Wait I’m goated

Hi Bluesky it’s a beautiful day. Skipped class to study the sacred texts. Not pictured is my ice cold bottled Coca-Cola. Thrilled to be here