campylobacter
@campylobacter.bsky.social
I am the very model of a pseudointellectual
I've posted scifi🚀 cat pics😺and my avatar is skeletal💀
Pan🏳🌈 she,they
new radicalized Swiftie
(@campyWHY from Twitter)
I've posted scifi🚀 cat pics😺and my avatar is skeletal💀
Pan🏳🌈 she,they
new radicalized Swiftie
(@campyWHY from Twitter)
Happy 85th Birthday to the late John Lennon
Yoko Ono got a LOT of racist, misogynist hate back in the day but her haters cannot fault her executorship of John's estate:
Yoko Ono got a LOT of racist, misogynist hate back in the day but her haters cannot fault her executorship of John's estate:
October 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy 85th Birthday to the late John Lennon
Yoko Ono got a LOT of racist, misogynist hate back in the day but her haters cannot fault her executorship of John's estate:
Yoko Ono got a LOT of racist, misogynist hate back in the day but her haters cannot fault her executorship of John's estate:
valid
but I hope track 8 is about CATS
but I hope track 8 is about CATS
August 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
valid
but I hope track 8 is about CATS
but I hope track 8 is about CATS
GOP thinks that "one vote per household" favors a male vote outcome 🤣🤣🤣😭
August 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
GOP thinks that "one vote per household" favors a male vote outcome 🤣🤣🤣😭
August 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
does Spraytan know how popular he is on AO3
August 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
does Spraytan know how popular he is on AO3
I sure hope this sticks in his craw FOREVERMORE
July 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I sure hope this sticks in his craw FOREVERMORE
Complicated Oyster Cracker
July 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Complicated Oyster Cracker
perfect reaction face
July 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
perfect reaction face
reminds me of one of my all time favorite cat memes:
July 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
reminds me of one of my all time favorite cat memes:
Xlon will really pull in the sh!tcoin gen-ai techbro vote🙄
July 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Xlon will really pull in the sh!tcoin gen-ai techbro vote🙄
figures that Alabama would lead lead the nation in punishing miscarriage patients 😞
June 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
figures that Alabama would lead lead the nation in punishing miscarriage patients 😞
oh yeah I got 3 of these boxes for floss, 3 for buttons + a tub for storing buttons on cards or in zip baggies
leftover threads are great for stringing matching sets of buttons together
leftover threads are great for stringing matching sets of buttons together
June 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
oh yeah I got 3 of these boxes for floss, 3 for buttons + a tub for storing buttons on cards or in zip baggies
leftover threads are great for stringing matching sets of buttons together
leftover threads are great for stringing matching sets of buttons together
look what you made me view
![1 - 20 of 381 Works in Elon Musk/Donald Trump [on AO3]
"Presidential Pounding" by panbeatsyomama
Fandoms: Original Work
Elon Musk/Donald Trump Rough Sex Oral Sex Hand Jobs Anal Sex Sexual Overstimulation Knotting Switching Impregnation Degradation Kink
Elon Musk misbehaved and heavily gets pounded by the President for not becoming preganant sooner. Little did he know Elons's plan all along was to get Impregnanted by the President - smart way to baby trap the older man. How will this turn out?!
"The state of our relationship" by cloveria
Elon Musk/Donald Trump Kim Jong-un/Donald Trump Heartbreak Cheating Acceptance Affairs Secret Relationship Mpreg | Male Pregnancy Divorce Violence
Elon Musk finds out that Donald Trump has been having an affair with another man again while he is carrying another child. He accepts this, finds peace by punching the shits out of him, and moves on.
The entirety of this fan-fiction is based off of REAL events that have occurred before. Nothing in this work is actual fiction, be warned as you will uncover government secrets.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:puc62pzycua4pm737i5sy4ir/bafkreigxasctv7qtg7gonzloimfrxdnpwegfoiych3xfyvuxoy53guakoq@jpeg)
June 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
look what you made me view
ever fall down a YouTube rabbithole & suddenly see a million genAI shorts titled "Unveiling Your Unique Style with Inspired Filters: Discover Your Voice" ???
and preview thumbnails include celebs with & without makeup?
like WTF I'm not clicking on any of that slop
and preview thumbnails include celebs with & without makeup?
like WTF I'm not clicking on any of that slop
June 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
ever fall down a YouTube rabbithole & suddenly see a million genAI shorts titled "Unveiling Your Unique Style with Inspired Filters: Discover Your Voice" ???
and preview thumbnails include celebs with & without makeup?
like WTF I'm not clicking on any of that slop
and preview thumbnails include celebs with & without makeup?
like WTF I'm not clicking on any of that slop
May 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I love it when OTPs do that💞💕
May 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I love it when OTPs do that💞💕
I'm pretty sure JD doesn't give a shtt about preserving original North American culture or language or political power
May 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm pretty sure JD doesn't give a shtt about preserving original North American culture or language or political power
live footage of the GOP banning porn:
May 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
live footage of the GOP banning porn:
I mean... same gurl same
but is she qualified?
looks like our new Surgeon General washed out of her otolaryngological surgical residency😑
but is she qualified?
looks like our new Surgeon General washed out of her otolaryngological surgical residency😑
May 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I mean... same gurl same
but is she qualified?
looks like our new Surgeon General washed out of her otolaryngological surgical residency😑
but is she qualified?
looks like our new Surgeon General washed out of her otolaryngological surgical residency😑
Moonstone is the BEST Midnights era bodysuit!
I'm so glad Handsome gets a new forever home too
I'm so glad Handsome gets a new forever home too
May 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Moonstone is the BEST Midnights era bodysuit!
I'm so glad Handsome gets a new forever home too
I'm so glad Handsome gets a new forever home too
oh gosh here I goooooooo down the rabbithole
April 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
oh gosh here I goooooooo down the rabbithole
I prefer not to misgender anyone, but even the correct pronouns will likely infuriate him 🤣
April 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I prefer not to misgender anyone, but even the correct pronouns will likely infuriate him 🤣