Cantinkerous
can-tinker-ous.bsky.social
Cantinkerous
@can-tinker-ous.bsky.social
Curious and curmudgeonly, creative and crusty. Cynic in the nascent stages of recovery.

Just like you, I can't do this on my own.
Oh man I had this confused with Havok and thought we were about to see a bunch of neat ideas for physics-based games.
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Door...Dash. DOOR. DASH.

Nominative determinism remains undefeated.
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
It's just going to be a matter of how old you were when you started paying attention to who made games.
February 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Meanwhile, the backlog of untested rape kits keeps growing.
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Oh you mean an Oops, All News: The Year So Far episode?
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Supplies
Some fries
Disguise
Some pies
All rise
Wrong size
First prize
Heart eyes
Rue dies

...motherfucker
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The world yearns for Big Liz 2.
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Ah yeah, no disrespect to Chekov, but he didn't fit the format since he wasn't there from the beginning.
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 AM
You ever just ejaculate a sentence?
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Roddenberry deliberately put a Black woman and an Asian man as bridge crew / department chiefs from the pilot episode...it may not be what you *meant* to type, but it's not *wrong*
February 7, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Eww, plagiarism.
February 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The vehicle that combines the reliability of Alfa Romeo with the aesthetics of Dodge? That absolute winner of a machine?
February 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
sliiiiiiiiiiick
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Just as Trump supporters deranged themselves trying to justify their self-evidently shitty choices, so to have the anti-Kamala dipshits who denied the (awful) reality of the two-party system come election day -- you have to keep the worse one out.
February 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Kind of giving Termination Shock vibes thh
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Something something deck chairs Titanic...
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM