Canaries Caption It
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canaries-captionit.bsky.social
#NCFC still posting exclusively on X days after the owner of the site threw a series of Nazi salutes at a bunch of far right nuts.
Is there no one at the club with any kind of moral twinge about this?
Fan power got them to drop a dodgy Asian sponsor pretty fast.
Where's the fan outrage on Musk?
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
She is welcome to her opinion as with anyone but difficult to understand* why she is being promoted as an authority on a subject she has no background in (irrespective of who helped her with the essay).
*she's a Royal and so has magical expertise on stuff.
ottoenglish.bsky.social
What qualifies Kate Middleton to co author with Prof Robert Waldinger from Harvard Medical School on the subject of screentime and smartphones?

Her degree is in art history and her career was spent working for a clothing company.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kate warns too much screen time damages family life
The Princess of Wales says that smartphones and digital devices are causing an
www.bbc.co.uk
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
she's obviously got time on her hands but there are literally hundreds of journos & presenters who are employed who could have been invited on for opinion.
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
I'm surprised BBC invited Kay Burley on for an opinion.
Since leaving Sky she's been unemployed as both a journalist and presenter.
bbcnewsnight.bsky.social
"Will it be enough? I would be surprised..."

Kay Burley says Kemi Badenoch's performance at party conference has sured up her position as leader for the time being.

#Newsnight
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
Seeing a # of panicky takes on 'existential crises' at #NCFC.
Folks, take a deep breath.
There's been a lot changes at the club in the last 12-18 months. Don't need more right now.
We're 9 games in and it's a tight league.
Talk of "relegation battles" this early are silly.
Give him 15 games min.
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
good points score in scrabble too.
I bet it's a favourite read of Victor Orban.
cnn.com
CNN @cnn.com · 2h
Hungarian author László Krasznahorkai takes the Nobel Prize in literature for "visionary" work that "in the midst of apocalyptic terror, reaffirms the power of art" https://cnn.it/46JoWVe
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
maybe @matthutchings.bsky.social can put a biological spin on the situation?
Something about the DNA of the club and such like..
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
Guess I won't be winning any prizes for my noble scientific evaluation of the complex #NCFC problem.
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
Needs to be an organic process with broken bonds remade and a balanced formula for success established.
The time for experimenting is over.
Time to light this league up with a bang.
#NCFC #Chemistry
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
#NCFC
Where's the #chemistry?
Manning needs to stir things up & turn up the heat.
Fans looking for a reaction.
Need to see some fizz & bubble.
Who will be the catalyst.
Desperate for high quality final product.
Filter out the waste.
🧪
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
the fundamental principles must be applied. This is not an irreversible process. Momentum can be regained. As Newton once said, "control the ball and the rest takes care of itself."
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
and the dweeb with the hat does know the party he supports was in power for 14 of the last 15 years? 🤪
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
These were the pick of the bunch? 😲
I would actively cross the road if either of the first two weirdos were walking towards me.
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
they still use feet and inches for standard.
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
Think Forson was Manning's choice of playmaker from the summer, so his injury in game 1 was a blow.
Kvistgaarden will give us some energy up front when he returns.
He was starting to settle.
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
Yeh - whatever happened to that Weimar Republic?
A real brains trust round that table of deep US online thinkers.
paleofuture.bsky.social
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."

- Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
Thought I'd Litmus test that out in the laboratory of #NCFC opinion..
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
#NCFC
Where's the #chemistry?
Manning needs to stir things up & turn up the heat.
Fans looking for a reaction.
Need to see some fizz & bubble.
Who will be the catalyst.
Desperate for high quality final product.
Filter out the waste.
🧪
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
and I wouldn't recommend standing on anyone's shoulders while wearing studded boots.
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
Liam Manning has outlasted 2 other Champ. managers already this season.
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
Isaac Newton would spin in his grave.
sport.theguardian.com
‘I stood on the shoulders of giants’: Josh Walters on scoring the winning try in the Super League Grand Final
‘I stood on the shoulders of giants’: Josh Walters on scoring the winning try in the Super League Grand Final
Not only did Walters score the key try for Leeds in 2015 – he did it again in the Scottish Grand Final a decade later By No Helmets Required Ten years ago this week Josh Walters took a simple pass and plunged over the six-yard line at Old Trafford to score the final try in the Super League Grand Final as Leeds secured their seventh title. There were 73,512 fans inside the stadium and a couple of million more watching at home. He humbly plays down his role in the treble-clinching triumph. “I never say it was the winning try because Kev [Sinfield] still had to kick the two points – my try brought us level and there was still 15 minutes left.” That was his first winning try in a Grand Final. The second came this summer in Scotland, watched by a few dozen spectators at Penicuik Rugby Club. In contrast to his supporting role at Old Trafford, Walters was West End’s driving force for the whole match. The dramatic golden-point victory brought West End Warriors their first title in their debut season, Walters breaking from halfway to seal a 34-30 win over Edinburgh Eagles. “We wouldn’t have been in that position if it hadn’t been for me,” says the gently spoken Walters. “I was about to score earlier and someone knocked the ball out of my hands. So I had to make up for that.” Continue reading...
dlvr.it
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
free money! for everyone says the party dying on its arse with no chance of winning the next election.
canaries-captionit.bsky.social
Turns out that when your memories of the past 14 years have been erased and you have zero chance of winning the next election, you are free to make as many daft promises as you like with no sense of shame or integrity.
samfr.bsky.social
Good to see the Conservative Party committed to keeping the deficit down by *checks notes* spending £2 billion giving tax breaks for private education, creating a massive new deportation force and pledging to maintain pensioner benefits.