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Why does the ebay notification make it sound like I just acquired a clue?
October 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Where did my orange juice go?
October 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Elderly Man Sitting Under Active Water Spout Complains About Being Wet!
September 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Break the norm give shrimp enrichment toys!
September 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
That wasn't very easy breezy beautiful cool of you, now was it?
September 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I wonder how fartbunkle's family doing rn
September 18, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I know my sleep paralysis demon hates to see me on their roster for the night.
September 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Look at me like the guy on the Aooni app icon
September 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Do you think the scuba diver in my fish bowl gets paid well?
September 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Watch out for Ants they are part of the bourgeoisie
September 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
At night I lay at night cause I hear the bones creak.
September 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Reposted by Oatmeal
Since the great migration is upon us!
Lots of people joining Bluesky again! Welcome! Whether you just joined, or you created an account decades ago and are gonna start posting now, here are some tips to enhance the experience. Share widely for all newcomers 🦋
October 18, 2024 at 2:17 PM