Canis Floofius
@canisfloofius.bsky.social
“La primera pregunta que me hice después de la muerte de mi papa fue donde estas?" 🇨🇦 🍁 🦫
Detective looks like he's from the '30's. You KNOW he smokes. A 30's-40's aesthetic is actually very on point for the current sociopolitical milieu, for example, it is 1933 in the US
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Detective looks like he's from the '30's. You KNOW he smokes. A 30's-40's aesthetic is actually very on point for the current sociopolitical milieu, for example, it is 1933 in the US
I thought this iconic image was similar. Let's hope to God a pastor never has to face live rounds like Navy Chaplain Luis Padilla did in Venezuela.
October 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I thought this iconic image was similar. Let's hope to God a pastor never has to face live rounds like Navy Chaplain Luis Padilla did in Venezuela.
Seeing the footage of the Chicago pastor being shot by less lethal rounds reminded me of this iconic image. Currently the US looks eerily similar to previous Latin American authoritarian regimes. Are we going to see a pastor face the peril of live rounds?
October 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Seeing the footage of the Chicago pastor being shot by less lethal rounds reminded me of this iconic image. Currently the US looks eerily similar to previous Latin American authoritarian regimes. Are we going to see a pastor face the peril of live rounds?
Aw friend. I'm sorry. But don't you want to hold on and see the Great Robot War? Our job will be to fix those robots. Here, I'm prescribing you a new antidepressant
August 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Aw friend. I'm sorry. But don't you want to hold on and see the Great Robot War? Our job will be to fix those robots. Here, I'm prescribing you a new antidepressant
New antidepressant just dropped: ask your Samoyed if Sammyquel is right for you
August 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
New antidepressant just dropped: ask your Samoyed if Sammyquel is right for you
I’m managing our current dystopian hellscape. I could use a good scream cry into his fur
June 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I’m managing our current dystopian hellscape. I could use a good scream cry into his fur
Me after washing two plates and one cup by hand:
June 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Me after washing two plates and one cup by hand:
You're getting that enviable beach body, just like him
May 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You're getting that enviable beach body, just like him
Him, wearing a little hat
May 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Him, wearing a little hat
Birdseed diet: beach body ready. The beach body:
May 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Birdseed diet: beach body ready. The beach body:
Look you might not like it, but when we gals think of the perfect male gym bod, we’re talking about this-never skip those squats!
May 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Look you might not like it, but when we gals think of the perfect male gym bod, we’re talking about this-never skip those squats!
Getting that beach body. This is going to sound offensive, but this is the perfect male body form:
May 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Getting that beach body. This is going to sound offensive, but this is the perfect male body form:
I was in Seattle last summer and went to the Museum of Pop Culture. I snapped this photo of a T-shirt (might be hard to see) from a “Rock for Choice” concert they played. 10/25/1991. And now 3 DECADES later they’ve overturned Roe
May 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I was in Seattle last summer and went to the Museum of Pop Culture. I snapped this photo of a T-shirt (might be hard to see) from a “Rock for Choice” concert they played. 10/25/1991. And now 3 DECADES later they’ve overturned Roe
Yay! Proud of us. Still, some Canadians remain UNGOVERNABLE
April 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yay! Proud of us. Still, some Canadians remain UNGOVERNABLE
I already voted by mail! But some of our fellow citizens have no respect for peace, order, and good government:
April 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I already voted by mail! But some of our fellow citizens have no respect for peace, order, and good government:
What do you mean? I feel amazing. Everything is computer!
April 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
What do you mean? I feel amazing. Everything is computer!
Uh oh, looks like I can’t get into my place
April 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Uh oh, looks like I can’t get into my place
Oh my. He really is. Imagine shearing this big boy (just to clean him up) and all the luxurious sweaters you could make. Much like Ryder:
April 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh my. He really is. Imagine shearing this big boy (just to clean him up) and all the luxurious sweaters you could make. Much like Ryder:
I think Mr Bojangles ate his ballot?
April 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I think Mr Bojangles ate his ballot?