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Canis Floofius
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“La primera pregunta que me hice después de la muerte de mi papa fue donde estas?" 🇨🇦 🍁 🦫
Oh my! Happy Birthday to Sammy Royalty! I'm glad you immediately claimed your space and asserted your royal title. I hope your (human) mom and dad are celebrating you to the fullest. Thank you for being born glorious floof
October 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My friend's Sammy (I refer to him as my godson-I will not be taking questions about this) rolled over like this when he first met me-and my friend told me that was the first time he'd seen him do this when he wasn't napping, full on belly display, paws curled up. I call it Special Scritch Position.
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!" *no more than 10 steps without getting winded
October 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I thought this iconic image was similar. Let's hope to God a pastor never has to face live rounds like Navy Chaplain Luis Padilla did in Venezuela.
October 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
AHHH! Just want to dive into that chest floof for good scratches.
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
He will learn one day. Fascism oppresses the most vulnerable first, but the acceptable circle gets smaller and smaller. Today he has a gun. But tomorrow he may be the one led away at gunpoint. The white Christian nationalists do not seem him as an equal.
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Anyone who disagrees with the regime will be singled out. Marginalized communities feel the boot of fascism first, immigrants, POC, LGBTQ. Guevara had spoken favourably of Republicans in the past-let this be a lesson, didn't matter. The GOP never saw him as equal to a white man. Tokens get spent
October 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
So sick of this guy. Can someone hold a seance and get Sgt John C. Woods to come through please? What's next, an air strike on the South Side? (I honestly shouldn't give them ideas, I do not think this is hyperbole to say they've discussed this)
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I wish the US would hurry up and get to the part where the ghost of Sgt John C. Woods gets to do his thing.
October 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Ahem-and what is your fluffy overlord doing while you are out and about? I'm going to assume shedding explosively and causing mischief, perhaps raiding the treat drawer.
October 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Hmmm where is the Samoyed? I only see a Chocolate Lab
October 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
It's fucked, but Comey initiated that investigation of Hillary so close to the election, and look what happened. Of course he's now in the crosshairs. Fine, investigate her, but he should have investigated him as well.
September 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Uh well honestly? They might just be lost in the system, maybe swiftly deported and conveniently lost to follow up, but honestly? I'm sure some are just dead. This is a concentration camp. Are there gas chambers? No. But they'll kill people indirectly. Maybe directly in a few more years.
September 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Yes, wages have not kept pace with inflation, not by a long shot. I know it sounds insane, but in Vancouver or Toronto you've gotta make $100,000 to make, it ideally- $120,000. And $100,000 is a very good salary! Van and Toronto are mega expensive but still. You need dual incomes really
September 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I do live in a VERY expensive city, one of the most expensive cities in N. America. In 2009, I made $19.90/hr at entry level job, min wage was $8. The same position (more or less) now pays $24.56/hr, min wage is $17.75. My 2009 wage went farther back then than the same job would now at $24.56
September 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh my. Hello Your Majesty. I love your cute spooky house.
September 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Of course the first rule of Samoyed Driving Club is you do not AWOOO about Samoyed Driving Club
September 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ok see I have a theory that many Samoyeds know how to drive. Think about it: in North America it was horse and buggy, now car. In the North it wasn't horses, but dog sled. Sammies already instinctively know how to navigate and steer, I think they can figure out a car just fine.
September 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM