European players could have some guts and announce their own private or whatever-size collective boycott of the World Cup. No national association will have the nerve to without player pressure.

Imagine Eddie Howe's beaming little face in the morning when he sees what you've got him from FC Utrecht!! 🥰 😗@newcastleunited.com #nufc #fuckingsignsomeoneforchristssake

Probably the oldest person Trump's ever fingered.

How dare anybody scrutinise and demand accountability from any form of law enforcement! That definitely justifies being shot in the face several times. 🫠

#CNN You bootlicking seat-sniffers.

He's about to morph into Vince McMahon

Days old and he's already better schooled AND dressed than 99.99% of people.

Be wary of Stirling. It's a weird compound in the middle of fucking naewhere.

That's any university town in the UK. Time to emigrate, fella! :D www.ucas.com

adorable scamps x

tbf the probings can be good.

Rapid ageing twice a week. No moisturisers, peptides, stem cells, nutrition, and/or anal probing can reverse that. None of it.🫥 @newcastleunited.com Please buy full back cover, ffs #nufc

How should a heavily worn (dog-worn at that) leather bag be treated to bring it back to something resembling a standard? Is it okay to entomb it and walk away.