Canny McAlreetson
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Canny McAlreetson
@cannymcalreetson.bsky.social
I swear, it IS a yoghurt business, not a Ponzi scheme.
European players could have some guts and announce their own private or whatever-size collective boycott of the World Cup. No national association will have the nerve to without player pressure. #WorldCup #PFA
there will prob be a global boycott of US goods by the end of his term
January 17, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Starmer's team right now #ukpolitics #dickheads
January 17, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Hey @newcastleunited.com When I'm feeling down in the dumps after a bad day or whatnot, you know what makes me feel better? Going out with the lads and buying a few BRAND NEW full backs! :D How about it, eh? Coupla full backs, make you feel reet good again. #nufc #howayslike
January 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
"The new training centre will be composed of nothing but medical facilities." c.newsnow.co.uk/A/1300289310... #nufc
Newcastle United to now announce site for new state of the art training ground
Read this article and more on NewsNow, the independent news discovery platform.
c.newsnow.co.uk
January 14, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Monitoring law enforcement and demanding accountability from them isn't a bad thing. #FuckCNN bunch of bootlickers
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 6d
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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"We saw Charlie Kirk catch 8 receptions for 144 yards…I apologize. Oh my God. Christian Kirk" – Stephen A. Smith
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Another 300 goals in the FA Cup today. What the actual feck
January 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
86 goals in one 3rd round FA Cup weekend so far. Goal fucking bonkers. 138 in the late-1920s is the record iirc, back when not scoring at least 5 every game resulted in banishment. #FACup #HistoryFacts
a man is standing in front of a soccer ball .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a soccer ball .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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WOW: The DOJ has DELETED an image from its release of the Epstein files that shows photos of Trump in a drawer.

Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.

Now, it’s gone.
December 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
None of the barking at the full moon worked. Again.
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
And remember your hydration break, sponsored by Burger King.
Kill your TV, burn your newspaper, throw your clothes into the fire. Scream without words and gesture without meaning

No prayer will find you no shelter will protect you no sword can save you from the whirlwind

If there is a single stone standing on another, run from that place
December 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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🇺🇸🇺🇦🇷🇺"Now Putin has started making incursions into the NATO borders. The one thing I can tell you is the US is not going to get involved with troops or any of that. We will sell the Europeans weapons."

- Scott Bessent
United States Secretary of the Treasury
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?

TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The idea that she was trying to be noble by being "silent" is laughable. It was to maximise appeal and maximise income, rather than fill the vacuum with something else and risk losing out. People who have actual moral principles flex them for good, not for evil ffs. #sydneysweeney #gop #FuckEmAll
Not prepared to say, "I'm not a racist". Couch it in something vague, broad enough to mean "I'm against hate when it is directed at me!" which is a tell. Registering as a Republican near the peak hype of Project 2025 is a bad look. The jeans ad is just more on top www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
Sydney Sweeney says her silence over jeans advert backlash ‘widened the divide’
Actor speaks out over controversy around jeans advert in the summer that critics say flirted with eugenics
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Not prepared to say, "I'm not a racist". Couch it in something vague, broad enough to mean "I'm against hate when it is directed at me!" which is a tell. Registering as a Republican near the peak hype of Project 2025 is a bad look. The jeans ad is just more on top www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
Sydney Sweeney says her silence over jeans advert backlash ‘widened the divide’
Actor speaks out over controversy around jeans advert in the summer that critics say flirted with eugenics
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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The correct argument from the right is surely not 'she lied in order to justify tax rises to pay for welfare spending (some of which they also supported)' it is 'there's at least £30bn of reckless assumptions here about how to secure the public finances':
Suggestion Rachel Reeves exaggerated fiscal pressures is absurd
Chancellor was instead far too optimistic about public finances and government’s ability to secure cuts
www.ft.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Fuck the World Cup, and "soccer", whatever the fuck that is.
Kristi Noem on FIFA tourists: "Then they would go home. And go home in a timely manner."
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Donald Trump AND Tony Blair! Oh, great. The day love finally died.
September 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Goalkeepers. You've got to get past them.
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Can't help but admire Bayern as a team, a club, as a machine, and as a bunch of absolute cunts. They're like Alex Ferguson incarnate. #bundesliga #reasonabletakes
September 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Maybe the UK could be a BuzzBall-based economy? Every single shop stocks them now, even the Salvation Army. Mind, when do you ever see anyone drink them or see discarded BuzzBalls? It's rare.
September 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Good. Fuck wellness culture www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC91... #ViagraBoys And finally the Alabama 3 + Happy Mondays you all wanted as well. Praise be
Viagra Boys Perform “Pyramid of Health” | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
www.youtube.com
September 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
At his peak, the guy was a phenomenon. Made the most of his talents and then some. #boxing www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/s...
Ricky Hatton, former boxing world champion, dies aged 46
Hatton, known throughout his career as the Hitman, was one of the best-known British fighters of his generation
www.theguardian.com
September 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM