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The other place has gone downhill
Since the year 2000, only two teams have started the season 0-3 and still make the playoffs. Those teams? The 2018 Houston Texans and the 2025 Houston Texans
December 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Rich Eisen's play-by-play commentary perfectly recreates the experience of watching the game with someone's dad
December 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If you wanna argue about MVP by citing who has the least amount of help, it's Justin Herbert. I think his teammates are actively trying to make him look bad
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is the ultimate "Not his fault" Justin Herbert game
December 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I like Rich Eisen, but not for play-by-play. He just speaks so slowly
December 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Coming soon to a barstool podcast
That guy who got DK suspended gave a PRESS CONFERENCE and all I'm saying is he should've been punched more times and harder
December 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
In high school, a substitute teacher called the entire class "a bunch of yo-yo's." I don't know why, but that has been stuck in my brain since I was 16
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It's pretty crazy how the most goated Christmas specials all premiered within 3 years of each other
December 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Women be like- "Be careful, I want to save the wrapping paper"
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"Hey... it's Christmas, let's shoot off fireworks!"

- My neighbors for some goddamn reason
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Underrated joke in the Christmas episode of Best of The Worst (idk if it's an intentional joke, nobody laughed at it) is when Jack says that he's a "big believer in nihilism"
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The 49ers' defense sucks... Old man Rivers is just slinging it
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
John Harbaugh is the coach who does the least with the most
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The Houston Texans are the kings 👑 of Never Getting Any Help for the Playoff Race
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm happy for the win. But man, this game sucked. The offense wasn't very good today, but I'm extremely disappointed in our defense.
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Every time I see that awful a.i coca-cola commercial, I get very annoyed, and then I open up an ice-cold Dr. Pepper
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
To be honest, I couldn't get excited about the game. I was convinced that no matter what happened, the Bears would blow it
December 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Buckle up, we're about to hear a bunch of Packers fans saying "Congratulations to the Bears for winning their Super Bowl"
December 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If Malik Willis was in for the entire game, the Packers would've won
My conclusion with this Packers vs. Bears game is that Malik Willis is better than Jordan Love
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The Bears defense sucks
December 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My conclusion with this Packers vs. Bears game is that Malik Willis is better than Jordan Love
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I know this has already been said a bunch of times... But man, Tom Brady is just terrible in the booth
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Really strange disconnect between nfl commentators/media members who seem to think that NFL fans are mourning for the chiefs
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Philip Rivers is in great shape*

*Great shape for a 44-year old father of 10
December 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Everyone point and laugh at the Chiefs
a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson standing next to each other
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson standing next to each other
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM