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World's Most Annoying Dad
@cantocomics.bsky.social
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Noise & Comics & Jokes That Don't Land
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ONE AUX NR30 ON WEDNESDAYYYY

i cannot believe we've been doing this for over two years, holy shit
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Oh i meant to tell you all about my new friend
A fresh (in all senses) tattoo of a cicada shell with fungus growing out of the breach hole. It's symbolic or something
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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One Aux nr 29: PUMPKIN TIME BISH
A flyer for One Aux nr 29 at heirloom rustic ales. It's a closeup of a pumpkin with the following text superimposed: 8 October, 7-9pm, no cover, no terfs, no jerks. 20 minute sets from hanna glenn, specimen, darkhorsezombie, thunderwof. enjoy fine local brews and fine local music. 2113 e admiral blvd, tvlse. Very large but not super legible text is also imposed over the pumpkin image: "pumpkin time bish"
October 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Die in darkness then
@cassie-vlodhammer.bsky.social has blocked me, apparently
October 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The famous Hellboy three-panel sequence: Fish man Abe Sapien in panel one saying "Is that a monkey?" Panel 2, at center, features a monkey of some description with a revolver and very large BLAM BLAM sound effects. Panel 3 is Hellboy saying "He's got a gun!" But some scallywag has superimposed a poorly hand drawn S in front of HB's line! Will woke intrusion never cease? No, we won't, not until all your kids are gay, trans, or gay and trans. We have all the aspirin.
October 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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weepcar

h/t @mmmtorbs.bsky.social
A mousepad, complete with computer mouse and weirdly mottled anglo hand, printed with the album art from weepcar's EP "so you keep your eyes closed at the end"
September 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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A sketchbook page with "Go Piss, Girl" in some nice looking blackletter calligraphy touched up with gold paint pen.
September 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Carl is hungover.
August 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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TODAY 8-24 AT SPOTLIGHT THEATER #TVLSE!
@foxydigitalis.bsky.social and me as BUILDING BUILDINGS!
The homie Todd and Luke Thompson as A THOUSAND PLATEAUS & LUKE THOMPSON!
Autumn Keck as DER WURM!
&&&&
headliner Austin from KCMO as ELECTROGONG!
2-6PM! $10
The show poster. It contains all the information in the skeet above and a full color drawing of tangled wires.
August 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Somebody talk to the Economist and tell them to leave Gen X alone
An editorial cartoon and headline from The Economist: the cartoon features a man in a brown suit crucified on a big X. The headline: "Why Gen X is the real loser generation." Why punch them like this
August 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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i got nothing for ya but well wishes bsky
The classic two-image macro of Darkthrone's Fenriz on the phone. The top image has the caption: "Hey hey! It's Fenriz." The bottom: "Are you having a great Friday?" I keep this one in a little folder I look at when I feel bad.
August 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Please enjoy these
Pris, a domestic long haired cat with heterochromia Rachel, a short haired black cat, sleeping with her little paws over her eyes Zhora, a long-haired tortie, lounging in a box marked "dumb cat." An arrow points down at her. Andy, a shih-tzu mix, investigates a pile of grass clippings.
August 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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A Tulsa Police car.
August 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I cannot, alas!! We are Full Up on Voids!!!
Mama and Baby black cats (Rachel and Deckard, respectively) sprawl on a quilted bedspread next to Carl's hairy man leg stretching into the distance.
August 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Your doughy middle aged noise guy in action.
Power Histrionics!
Carl, topless, bathed in purple light, mid noise set. This was a horsh one
July 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Hoping to have a few of these available on Thursday at the show at Moonlit!
A show poster for a gig on Thursday 24 July at Moonlit Productions in Broken Arrow. Halvemass (Noise Techno, final show ever), Open Casket Soundsystem (Power Electronics), DJ Nexus (Hardware Techno) vs Deafender (Frantic Drums), Fel1z (Cybergrind/Noise). $10 Cover, door 6, show 6.30.
July 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Never forget what they took from you
The Kum & Go logo, now replaced by the much less funny MAVERIK logo
July 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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&then&then we got One Aux Nr 26 at Heirloom on the 9th BUT THEN tape release show with Static Cathedral and others on the 11!
A cool poster (again designed by yours truly) that looks like a blood spattered cocktail napkin. One Aux presents: Static Cathedral (tape release!), weepcar, the Fate of Stars, Ivory Tusk. At Mass Movement Community Arts (1217 E Admiral, Tvlse) ♥️July 11♥️ Door 7, Sound 8, $10.
June 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Y despúes, Tuesday, I'm playing Moonlit Productions again in support of Halvemass and some other deviants from Kernel Panic Records.
Show poster: Halvemass (noise techno, final show ever), Open Casket Soundsystem (power electronics), DJ Nexus (hardware techno) vs Deafender (frantic drums), Fel1z (cybergrind/noise). July 1st @ Moonlit Productions, 3651 S Elm Pl (Suite 907). $10 Cover. Doors 6, show 6.30.
June 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Today (Sun 29 June 2025) is Loud & Queer, a festival centered around Queer and Trans artists from Oklahoma and its environs. 8hrs (probably more) of sound and bonhomie benefiting mutual aide orgs.
A very nicely designed poster (by Carl) for Loud & Queer. There's a list of performers in the middle: mywitchmyblood, Inferna, Static Cathedral, Ectospire, Ivory Tusk, Lagrimas, Pluto Rouge Godot, and Tree//nature are all on the bill. 1-9 pm, NoiseTown Tulsa, 2611 W 40th Place.
June 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Returning to Planet Dentron after so many years away next month to play the legendary @rubberglovesdenton.bsky.social , a goal of mine since I started performing as Open Casket Soundsystem! If you or your homies are nearby I'd love to harrow you.
A brat-green show poster with a photocopy-distressed body builder in the background. Gothic text is superimposed over the image: Noise Haven 411 E Sycamore St. Open Casket Soundsystem (Tulsa) Ted Cruzynski (SATX) Hound Rang Bliss Fields Saddam Hussein Hiding Spot $10 Doors at 8.00 Show at 9.00 7/26
June 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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As promised, here are some original Ardent pages! The front and back cover pieces are $75, the interiors are $50. I'll cover US shipping! If you happen to be elsewhere we can figure something out. Dm to purchase!
The front Cover art of The Ardent. It's a jeweled skull in blue and black ink. $75. Back cover art to the Ardent. Odulf and his mule walk through a blue forest. $75. Page 108 of The Ardent. Odulf and his donkey approach a small sod hut. $50 Page 1 of The Ardent. A stream runs through a bucolic wood. $50.
June 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Yoshida Sensha's "Same Hat" 4koma
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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ONE AUX 2NITEEEEE with special musical guest @acsapphire.bsky.social. always free, always a big fuck you to the fash.
One Aux Nr 25! Wednesday 11 June! At Heirloom Rustic Ales, 2123 E Admiral Blvd, Tvlse', OK. Sets from Fel1z, James Reese, and Synthdom. 7-10pm
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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& ANOTHER ONE
Another sloppy bird drawing, unquestionably Carl. Proportions is *bad.*
June 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM