the bareback contessa (festive edition)
@capitaloftexas.bsky.social
austin. he/him. 30-something texan transplanted to minnesota. professional musician and even more professional faggot. 🏳️🌈
all other socials: carillonghorn
(this account is very nsfw so you know me in real life… look away)
all other socials: carillonghorn
(this account is very nsfw so you know me in real life… look away)
oh babeyyy i looooove me a filthy last verse reharmonization 🤤
December 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
oh babeyyy i looooove me a filthy last verse reharmonization 🤤
i didn’t say i got through it *well* 😂💀
December 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i didn’t say i got through it *well* 😂💀
that was my postlude today, how did you know
December 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
that was my postlude today, how did you know
oh no i need another procedure all of a sudden 👀
December 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
oh no i need another procedure all of a sudden 👀
🙈🙈🙈
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
🙈🙈🙈
well, doc isn’t convinced it’s chron’s, which is good, but it means more testing and working with my butt surgeon from this summer to try and figure out what tf’s going wrong
at least i work for the world’s best hospital and have easy access to care 😮💨
at least i work for the world’s best hospital and have easy access to care 😮💨
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
well, doc isn’t convinced it’s chron’s, which is good, but it means more testing and working with my butt surgeon from this summer to try and figure out what tf’s going wrong
at least i work for the world’s best hospital and have easy access to care 😮💨
at least i work for the world’s best hospital and have easy access to care 😮💨
come give me an exam, doctor ewan 🫣
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
come give me an exam, doctor ewan 🫣
can confirm it is 10/10
December 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
can confirm it is 10/10
he sure did 😮💨
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
he sure did 😮💨
i mean you shot inside me soooooo 😜
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i mean you shot inside me soooooo 😜
i do the same with my fav place’s dinner social. i get three meals out of it so i can try and justify the spending money to myself 😂
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i do the same with my fav place’s dinner social. i get three meals out of it so i can try and justify the spending money to myself 😂
(this audio is my ringtone lmao)
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
(this audio is my ringtone lmao)
i know!
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i know!
right?! like the nerve of that guy
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
right?! like the nerve of that guy