Cap'm Kickass
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Certified shit talker and teller of uncomfortable truths. Sarcasm is my spirit animal. Obviously and proudly GenX. I'm probably stoned right now.🤘🏼
Well then that settles it.
I mean, the White House wouldn't lie to us.
I mean, the White House wouldn't lie to us.
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Well then that settles it.
I mean, the White House wouldn't lie to us.
I mean, the White House wouldn't lie to us.
Dems need forensic specials to go through those photos. They're trained to see subtleties and stories others can/will miss.
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Dems need forensic specials to go through those photos. They're trained to see subtleties and stories others can/will miss.
Hey, Howard ... take this hanky. You have an impression on an orange belly button on your forehead.
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hey, Howard ... take this hanky. You have an impression on an orange belly button on your forehead.
And I'm hoping it's televised.
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
And I'm hoping it's televised.
Well, Powell isn't a very stable genius, so what does HE know?
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Well, Powell isn't a very stable genius, so what does HE know?
To be fair, this only applies to those parents whose children weren't killed by Trump's CDC policies.
December 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
To be fair, this only applies to those parents whose children weren't killed by Trump's CDC policies.
Riboflavin is a must.
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Riboflavin is a must.
It's a blessing to get more quality years! And to be fair, I'm not sure any of us processed the pandemic any better than she did.
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It's a blessing to get more quality years! And to be fair, I'm not sure any of us processed the pandemic any better than she did.
Whatever. Just make sure Guillermo stays. 🤘🏼
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Whatever. Just make sure Guillermo stays. 🤘🏼
Not to be indelicate, but may I ask how long she lived after those occurrences?
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Not to be indelicate, but may I ask how long she lived after those occurrences?
This new shade is called "Felon Melon.
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This new shade is called "Felon Melon.
It's not over until he dies. And then they'll continue it on some other way.
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's not over until he dies. And then they'll continue it on some other way.
They were covered with maxi pads.
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They were covered with maxi pads.
The truth:
The former Republicans that are somehow idolized be the left are the same ones who allowed a small radicalized extremist wing of their party to take control of the entire tent.
They're not the strong heroes they seem to be now. And they still hold the views you hated 10 years ago.
The former Republicans that are somehow idolized be the left are the same ones who allowed a small radicalized extremist wing of their party to take control of the entire tent.
They're not the strong heroes they seem to be now. And they still hold the views you hated 10 years ago.
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The truth:
The former Republicans that are somehow idolized be the left are the same ones who allowed a small radicalized extremist wing of their party to take control of the entire tent.
They're not the strong heroes they seem to be now. And they still hold the views you hated 10 years ago.
The former Republicans that are somehow idolized be the left are the same ones who allowed a small radicalized extremist wing of their party to take control of the entire tent.
They're not the strong heroes they seem to be now. And they still hold the views you hated 10 years ago.
I'm honestly not sure I can disagree with this.
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I'm honestly not sure I can disagree with this.
There's no MRI machine at the Kennedy Center.
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
There's no MRI machine at the Kennedy Center.
Alternatively, he could've gotten the same thing by digging to the bottom of a box of Froot Loops.
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Alternatively, he could've gotten the same thing by digging to the bottom of a box of Froot Loops.
No one says they care. What was stated is that they have no role in the process.
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
No one says they care. What was stated is that they have no role in the process.
SCOTUS is an appellate court who decides when laws have been broken.
Congress just passed a law requiring the Epstein files be released and the President signed that law into effect.
The only way to break the law is by NOT releasing them.
SCOTUS shouldn't be a factor in any of this.
Congress just passed a law requiring the Epstein files be released and the President signed that law into effect.
The only way to break the law is by NOT releasing them.
SCOTUS shouldn't be a factor in any of this.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
SCOTUS is an appellate court who decides when laws have been broken.
Congress just passed a law requiring the Epstein files be released and the President signed that law into effect.
The only way to break the law is by NOT releasing them.
SCOTUS shouldn't be a factor in any of this.
Congress just passed a law requiring the Epstein files be released and the President signed that law into effect.
The only way to break the law is by NOT releasing them.
SCOTUS shouldn't be a factor in any of this.
I hope he gives permission for it to rain in Oregon or - dare we ask his benevolence - that the sky be blue?
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I hope he gives permission for it to rain in Oregon or - dare we ask his benevolence - that the sky be blue?
Trump: Destroying right wings since 2016.
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Trump: Destroying right wings since 2016.
Another way of saying this is that he only has a little more than half of his own party supporting him.
The other party is 100% against him, and most independents, the largest group, are also against him.
The other party is 100% against him, and most independents, the largest group, are also against him.
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Another way of saying this is that he only has a little more than half of his own party supporting him.
The other party is 100% against him, and most independents, the largest group, are also against him.
The other party is 100% against him, and most independents, the largest group, are also against him.
You can add the selling of pardons to the trough.
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You can add the selling of pardons to the trough.