Cap'm Kickass
@capmkickass.bsky.social
Certified shit talker and teller of uncomfortable truths. Sarcasm is my spirit animal. Obviously and proudly GenX. I'm probably stoned right now.🤘🏼
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Cap'm Kickass does indeed have a sidekick.
Meet my dog, Kaj.
That's right.... Kaj.
Kick Ass Junior.
Meet my dog, Kaj.
That's right.... Kaj.
Kick Ass Junior.
That's what I'M talkin' aboot. 🇨🇦
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
That's what I'M talkin' aboot. 🇨🇦
I say that after Hegseth receives his eventual pardon, the US should extradite him to Venezuela to answer for his crimes.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I say that after Hegseth receives his eventual pardon, the US should extradite him to Venezuela to answer for his crimes.
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TL cleanse.
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
TL cleanse.
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
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Me, when I remember there’s going to be deviled eggs at Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Me, when I remember there’s going to be deviled eggs at Thanksgiving
I'll be there with a temporarily full bladder.
What if you had a President’s funeral and no one came? 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'll be there with a temporarily full bladder.
"They're neither moral nor majority"
-- Pretend We're Dead
by L7
-- Pretend We're Dead
by L7
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"They're neither moral nor majority"
-- Pretend We're Dead
by L7
-- Pretend We're Dead
by L7
I bet Donald Trump knows Jeffery Epstein's middle name.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I bet Donald Trump knows Jeffery Epstein's middle name.
If this is true about MTG, the inherent suggestion is that, in order to be viewed as Presidential, you must at least speak, if not act, like a Democrat.
This is hopeful. If the nation needs to hear messages of fight and change, it bodes well for Democrats in upcoming elections.
This is hopeful. If the nation needs to hear messages of fight and change, it bodes well for Democrats in upcoming elections.
We're watching a female version of Trump. A self-absorbed opportunist, of limited intelligence, but much cunning, making a play for a future that includes very high office. This is what this is. Her presidential screen test.
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If this is true about MTG, the inherent suggestion is that, in order to be viewed as Presidential, you must at least speak, if not act, like a Democrat.
This is hopeful. If the nation needs to hear messages of fight and change, it bodes well for Democrats in upcoming elections.
This is hopeful. If the nation needs to hear messages of fight and change, it bodes well for Democrats in upcoming elections.
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In case you missed the red flags. 🚩 🚩 🚩
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In case you missed the red flags. 🚩 🚩 🚩
Naming co-conspirators rarely suggests innocence.
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Naming co-conspirators rarely suggests innocence.
Good. Fukum.
THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE IS IN TOTAL PANIC MODE RIGHT NOW.
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Good. Fukum.
... that we know of.
The Epstein saga is the biggest political cover-up in modern history.
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
... that we know of.
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In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄
Until we agree upon what "truth" is, we won't agree on who the villains are.
One of the few positive aspects of this era in American history is that it's super-easy to identify the villains.
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Until we agree upon what "truth" is, we won't agree on who the villains are.
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Happy 48th Anniversary to the greatest outtake in television history.
Tim Conway's Elephant Story from The Carol Burnett Show.
Tim Conway's Elephant Story from The Carol Burnett Show.
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Happy 48th Anniversary to the greatest outtake in television history.
Tim Conway's Elephant Story from The Carol Burnett Show.
Tim Conway's Elephant Story from The Carol Burnett Show.
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9 months back in power, and every branch of government now merged into one corrupt man. The House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, all nothing but autopens for a crook who’s doubled his fortune while Americans starve.
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October 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
9 months back in power, and every branch of government now merged into one corrupt man. The House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, all nothing but autopens for a crook who’s doubled his fortune while Americans starve.
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To the honorable Justices here in Nuremberg, we would like to administrate this video into evidence as, "Exhibit A".
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
To the honorable Justices here in Nuremberg, we would like to administrate this video into evidence as, "Exhibit A".
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Question for MAGA:
Have you ever heard yourself say or think. "As long as Trump _________ , he can do what he wants." (That's not the question)
He is. And it's why we are at the tipping point we are. Sociologically, economically, legally, all of it.
Did you get whatever was in the blank?
Have you ever heard yourself say or think. "As long as Trump _________ , he can do what he wants." (That's not the question)
He is. And it's why we are at the tipping point we are. Sociologically, economically, legally, all of it.
Did you get whatever was in the blank?
October 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Question for MAGA:
Have you ever heard yourself say or think. "As long as Trump _________ , he can do what he wants." (That's not the question)
He is. And it's why we are at the tipping point we are. Sociologically, economically, legally, all of it.
Did you get whatever was in the blank?
Have you ever heard yourself say or think. "As long as Trump _________ , he can do what he wants." (That's not the question)
He is. And it's why we are at the tipping point we are. Sociologically, economically, legally, all of it.
Did you get whatever was in the blank?
If you think the Democrats' pursuit of the Epstein files is due to "Trump Derangement Syndrome," then you think Trump is in the Epstein files.
a man giving a speech with the words " do you hear yourselves "
ALT: a man giving a speech with the words " do you hear yourselves "
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If you think the Democrats' pursuit of the Epstein files is due to "Trump Derangement Syndrome," then you think Trump is in the Epstein files.
Delivery focused?
Only if the delivery is sarcasm and a middle finger.
Only if the delivery is sarcasm and a middle finger.
October 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Delivery focused?
Only if the delivery is sarcasm and a middle finger.
Only if the delivery is sarcasm and a middle finger.
A reminder not to get distracted.
September 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A reminder not to get distracted.