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Cap'm Kickass
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Certified shit talker and teller of uncomfortable truths. Sarcasm is my spirit animal. Obviously and proudly GenX. I'm probably stoned right now.🤘🏼
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Cap'm Kickass does indeed have a sidekick.

Meet my dog, Kaj.

That's right.... Kaj.

Kick Ass Junior.
When the time is right, free inmates who were sentenced for marijuana and non-violent crimes from prison and jails.

Make room for ICE criminals.

There will be many.
February 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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I spoke to a tipster from the latest Epstein file dump. Her formal FBI interview document is MISSING from the release, but she told me what she reported about Trump's Modeling Agency trafficking girls to Epstein. www.youtube.com/live/xiSmcNV...
LIVE: Epstein Files Tipster IDENTIFIES MISSING DOCS!!!
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Powerful.

Resonant.

Relevant.

If you listen to or watch only one thing today, make it this.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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BREAKING: Supreme Court ALLOWS California to use new maps in the midterms by refusing to hear Republicans' bid to block it. www.cbsnews.com/news/supreme...
Supreme Court lets California use new congressional map in midterms, rejecting bid to block it
The Supreme Court declined to block California's new congressional map​ that could net Democrats five seats in the upcoming midterm elections.
www.cbsnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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This powerful scene shows something survivors have been trying to explain for decades.

Freeze. Comply. Dissociate. These are not choices — they’re automatic trauma responses.

F*ck those who don’t understand.
February 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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“Just one more thing, sir. You said Epstein files a hoax, you’re in them thousands of times. Affordability is a hoax, yet you’re on an affordability tour. Tough on drugs, then freed a 400-ton trafficker. Law & order who pardoned 169 who assaulted cops. Frankly, Mrs. Columbo says you’re a criminal.”
February 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Thank you @democrats.senate.gov for voting unanimously for Senator Sanders’ Amendment to strip ICE of BBB funding. Can you please demand the Sanders Amendment as a condition to fund DHS now that you’ve successfully separated it from the larger spending package?
January 31, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Thank you @democrats.senate.gov for voting unanimously for Senator Sanders’ Amendment to strip ICE of BBB funding. Can you please demand the Sanders Amendment as a condition to fund DHS now that you’ve successfully separated it from the larger spending package?
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Jack Smith has Jeffrey Clark/Scott Perry texts admitting there was NO foreign election interference in 2020 per a briefing from DNI Ratcliffe January 2nd, 2021 per Volume I of his final report. DNI Gabbard is going to try to create foreign interference where DNI Ratcliffe failed. @raskin.house.gov
January 30, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The regime is not just violating the amendments to the Constitution. They are violating the Constitution itself.

Fun Fact: The Constitution is also called "The Supreme Law of the Land."
January 30, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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iambossiofficial (IG) has a #CupOfJoe for every conversation where someone starts bending themselves into a pretzel to justify the unjustifiable.

Bring your rage. Bring your clarity.
January 30, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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The Washington state Senate voted Wednesday to ban law enforcement from covering their faces in response to growing concerns over masked federal immigration agents. washingtonstatestandard.com/2026/01/28/w...
WA Senate passes ban on police face coverings • Washington State Standard
The Washington state Senate voted Wednesday to ban law enforcement from covering their faces amid concerns over masked immigration agents.
washingtonstatestandard.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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I’ve singed up for an account on the TikTok alternative called UpScrolled share.upscrolled.com/en/user/e986...
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January 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Gaga Kickass.
Lady Gaga: "Let's make the most of this beautiful day." Lady Gaga's cover of Mr. Rogers feels like a quiet invitation: lead with kindness, choose compassion and build community.
Above all, protect your neighbors by telling the Senate #NoMoneyForMurderers !
January 28, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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NEW: As a shutdown looms, can we defund ICE? Well, we can certainly try. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/is-now-the...
Is Now the Time to Demand a Clawback of the ICE BBB Slush Fund?
Democrats in the Senate are about to vote on a 6-bill funding package that includes DHS, but ICE/CBP would stay open during a shutdown. So what do we do?
www.muellershewrote.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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New on MS NOW: Leader Jeffries says Democrats will begin impeachment proceedings against Kristi Noem if she is "not fired immediately."
January 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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I'd rather be talking about the mysteries of the universe than thinking about the stupidity of this world.
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Okay. Time to call your democratic senators and tell them that Bovino’s demotion and humiliation WILL NOT SUFFICE to fund DHS.
January 27, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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BREAKING: DHS says federal agents had body cameras on during the shooting of Alex Pretti.

RELEASE THEM NOW ALONG WITH THE AGENTS NAMES.

Who agrees?
January 26, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I saw this on the Zuck book of faces app.

Brilliant.
January 26, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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This lawless administration is now operating under the “what are you gonna do about it” doctrine. A John Roberts creation.
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Spit-laugh rating 10/10
March 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Saying this as clearly as possible. If the response to the murder of Alex Pretti by any account is to attack Chuck Schumer, The Senate MINORITY Leader who can do almost nothing, rather than attack John Thune, Senate MAJORITY Leader that could end this with the stroke of a pen, unfollow that account.
January 25, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I feel like I'm going to need to repost this quite a bit.

Take sanity breaks.
Go onto your chosen AI platform. For me, its Gemini.

Type or dictate the following:

"Give me some good news".

Read.

Breathe deep.

Decompress.
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM