THAC0 Malfoy
@capn-acab.bsky.social
I am the original J-man 5000
in fact the barrels are a metaphor for semen and throwing the barrels is a metaphor for ejaculating the semen.
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
in fact the barrels are a metaphor for semen and throwing the barrels is a metaphor for ejaculating the semen.
demanding to see the maitre d of theatre 4 and insisting he comp my colostomy bag because the line of stitches where they removed my large intestine is crooked
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
demanding to see the maitre d of theatre 4 and insisting he comp my colostomy bag because the line of stitches where they removed my large intestine is crooked
shermans special interest was the systematic destruction of civilian infrastructure
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
shermans special interest was the systematic destruction of civilian infrastructure
everyone knows hitlers dick was burned off in the reichstag fire
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
everyone knows hitlers dick was burned off in the reichstag fire
his sparsely furred hog is often adorned with the skeleton of a small fish
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
his sparsely furred hog is often adorned with the skeleton of a small fish
time to log into my favourite app, Deformed Clover
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
time to log into my favourite app, Deformed Clover
chuck should really get ahead of this one and post it himself
October 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
chuck should really get ahead of this one and post it himself
harvestman’s pencil
September 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
harvestman’s pencil
Pitcairn Island would be a great fit for this guy imo
September 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Pitcairn Island would be a great fit for this guy imo
having to walk 10,000 miles to hang a shit in mount doom will destroy your ring
August 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
having to walk 10,000 miles to hang a shit in mount doom will destroy your ring
to err is human, to forgive bovine
August 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
to err is human, to forgive bovine
chickaletta acts dumb but she is a menace and must be stopped
June 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
chickaletta acts dumb but she is a menace and must be stopped
