THAC0 Malfoy
@capn-acab.bsky.social
I am the original J-man 5000
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i have a past of heavy computer use that i don’t like to talk about
October 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i have a past of heavy computer use that i don’t like to talk about
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chewin my own dick off rather than listen to ‘’the Ezra klein show’’
December 10, 2024 at 9:22 PM
chewin my own dick off rather than listen to ‘’the Ezra klein show’’
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the enemy of my enemy also sucks ass
July 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
the enemy of my enemy also sucks ass
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this meeting could've been a raven croaking ominously from atop a broken spire
June 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
this meeting could've been a raven croaking ominously from atop a broken spire
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mdf is the hot dog of wood
June 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
mdf is the hot dog of wood
[creed dude stranded on the highway] Can you change my tire??
May 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
[creed dude stranded on the highway] Can you change my tire??
is the ubiquitous australian sausage sizzle to be considered a unique regional variation of the hot dog??
May 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
is the ubiquitous australian sausage sizzle to be considered a unique regional variation of the hot dog??
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Nobody has said “also a factor was how incredibly fucked Dutton’s head is and how evil his vibe and aura is”
May 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Nobody has said “also a factor was how incredibly fucked Dutton’s head is and how evil his vibe and aura is”
skeet idea: weird owl yankovic
May 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
skeet idea: weird owl yankovic
a minotaur but the demarcation is at the taint, running in a vertical plane. a beast with the butt of a cow and the balls of man, the toes of the uplifted ape with cloven heels
April 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
a minotaur but the demarcation is at the taint, running in a vertical plane. a beast with the butt of a cow and the balls of man, the toes of the uplifted ape with cloven heels
if we all agree to stop talking about kanye, he will go away
April 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
if we all agree to stop talking about kanye, he will go away
do americans know they went through the mcfreedom drive thru and came out the other side with 100 sachets of ketchup and no nuggets ?
April 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
do americans know they went through the mcfreedom drive thru and came out the other side with 100 sachets of ketchup and no nuggets ?
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whatever you think of their politics, it is undeniable that ACDC have written some of the all-time great songs about nutting
December 10, 2024 at 11:54 AM
whatever you think of their politics, it is undeniable that ACDC have written some of the all-time great songs about nutting
Margherita?? I barely knowherita !!
April 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Margherita?? I barely knowherita !!
Legendary folk rock troubadour Cravid Dodsby
March 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Legendary folk rock troubadour Cravid Dodsby
holding my living funeral from 2pm until 4 so i don’t need to provide lunch
February 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
holding my living funeral from 2pm until 4 so i don’t need to provide lunch
february 2025: at last the media have developed the ability to Write Headlines
February 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
february 2025: at last the media have developed the ability to Write Headlines
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Mustache guys are either no nonsense or 100% nonsense
February 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Mustache guys are either no nonsense or 100% nonsense
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been lookin at this guy heaps. keep going back for a look
December 20, 2024 at 1:05 PM
been lookin at this guy heaps. keep going back for a look
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in my best upholding truth and justice fbi director voice: oh yeah well you *can’t* fire me buddy, because i quit
December 12, 2024 at 2:02 AM
in my best upholding truth and justice fbi director voice: oh yeah well you *can’t* fire me buddy, because i quit
in my best upholding truth and justice fbi director voice: oh yeah well you *can’t* fire me buddy, because i quit
December 12, 2024 at 2:02 AM
in my best upholding truth and justice fbi director voice: oh yeah well you *can’t* fire me buddy, because i quit