The Man, The Myth, the Bastard
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I really need to stop impulsively buying dumb shit that I dont need
But by god it's colder than Frosty's left nut outside tonight so I absolutely do not regret getting this baja blast snuggie. Not one bit.
But by god it's colder than Frosty's left nut outside tonight so I absolutely do not regret getting this baja blast snuggie. Not one bit.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I really need to stop impulsively buying dumb shit that I dont need
But by god it's colder than Frosty's left nut outside tonight so I absolutely do not regret getting this baja blast snuggie. Not one bit.
But by god it's colder than Frosty's left nut outside tonight so I absolutely do not regret getting this baja blast snuggie. Not one bit.
When you don't wanna wait until you get home to take your binder off but you have to stop at Walmart on your way home
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
When you don't wanna wait until you get home to take your binder off but you have to stop at Walmart on your way home
When you hit the pen too hard and your fan starts starin
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
When you hit the pen too hard and your fan starts starin
Anyway not to horny post on main at nearly 1 am (lmao who am I kidding, when don't I do exactly that) but I would let this man do whatever he wanted to me and I would thank him for the privilege
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Anyway not to horny post on main at nearly 1 am (lmao who am I kidding, when don't I do exactly that) but I would let this man do whatever he wanted to me and I would thank him for the privilege
Help I'm being judged by my cat
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Help I'm being judged by my cat
Happy Halloween from my little void Shiloh! Today is also her second birthday!
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Happy Halloween from my little void Shiloh! Today is also her second birthday!
I've had the same glasses for the last 6 years, my prescription has changed over time and the glasses themselves have gotten scratched and bent and such. Today I finally got new ones and I love them so much!
October 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I've had the same glasses for the last 6 years, my prescription has changed over time and the glasses themselves have gotten scratched and bent and such. Today I finally got new ones and I love them so much!
My original Switch got stolen earlier this year, so my sister and brother in law got me a new one for my birthday and I couldn't be more thankful 💜
October 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My original Switch got stolen earlier this year, so my sister and brother in law got me a new one for my birthday and I couldn't be more thankful 💜
Please enjoy this artist's rendition of what I saw when I went to check in on Shiloh this morning
September 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Please enjoy this artist's rendition of what I saw when I went to check in on Shiloh this morning
Early birthday present from my sister 💜
September 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Early birthday present from my sister 💜
Everyone say hi to Shiloh! She's been in hiding since my aunt dropped her off here, but I'm hoping she'll warm up to me eventually.
September 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Everyone say hi to Shiloh! She's been in hiding since my aunt dropped her off here, but I'm hoping she'll warm up to me eventually.
So i canceled my Hulu sub today. I was barely using it anyway so I might as well just save myself the money.
September 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So i canceled my Hulu sub today. I was barely using it anyway so I might as well just save myself the money.
In a couple weeks I have my first dentist visit since I had those two teeth pulled in March, and I realized the other day that means my dentist will get to see what I did with them 😆
September 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
In a couple weeks I have my first dentist visit since I had those two teeth pulled in March, and I realized the other day that means my dentist will get to see what I did with them 😆
She's safe at home with Mom now 💜
And they preserved a pawprint for me too. Y'all, I have cried so much today.
And they preserved a pawprint for me too. Y'all, I have cried so much today.
July 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
She's safe at home with Mom now 💜
And they preserved a pawprint for me too. Y'all, I have cried so much today.
And they preserved a pawprint for me too. Y'all, I have cried so much today.
Joy declined pretty rapidly last night, and when I took her to the vet this morning they did say they could do blood work to look into treatment but that at her age and how badly she was doing we both agreed that I should let her go.
Still, I'm grateful that I got 15 years with her. Fly high, Joy.
Still, I'm grateful that I got 15 years with her. Fly high, Joy.
June 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Joy declined pretty rapidly last night, and when I took her to the vet this morning they did say they could do blood work to look into treatment but that at her age and how badly she was doing we both agreed that I should let her go.
Still, I'm grateful that I got 15 years with her. Fly high, Joy.
Still, I'm grateful that I got 15 years with her. Fly high, Joy.
I'll happily draw or write something for anyone who helps out, I just really want to make sure my girl gets the care she needs!
June 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'll happily draw or write something for anyone who helps out, I just really want to make sure my girl gets the care she needs!
When listening to your old middle school jams while grocery shopping gets a little too real
Sorry 13 year old me, life's still a nightmare lmao
Sorry 13 year old me, life's still a nightmare lmao
June 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
When listening to your old middle school jams while grocery shopping gets a little too real
Sorry 13 year old me, life's still a nightmare lmao
Sorry 13 year old me, life's still a nightmare lmao
Human au where Crowley is the office prankster, and Aziraphale is the definition of a model employee who management can't afford to lose, so the only reason they don't fire Crowley for pulling shit like this is that they know damn well Aziraphale would leave too.
June 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Human au where Crowley is the office prankster, and Aziraphale is the definition of a model employee who management can't afford to lose, so the only reason they don't fire Crowley for pulling shit like this is that they know damn well Aziraphale would leave too.
Also, since I've been posting about the kittens I've been caring for, everyone meet Break and Enter. I've decided to keep them.
Poor lil Enter has the eye ick too, though not as bad. I've been treating him along with the others.
Poor lil Enter has the eye ick too, though not as bad. I've been treating him along with the others.
June 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Also, since I've been posting about the kittens I've been caring for, everyone meet Break and Enter. I've decided to keep them.
Poor lil Enter has the eye ick too, though not as bad. I've been treating him along with the others.
Poor lil Enter has the eye ick too, though not as bad. I've been treating him along with the others.
Current emotional state: lone piece of bread on the ground in the Taco Bell drive thru
May 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Current emotional state: lone piece of bread on the ground in the Taco Bell drive thru
Obligatory Good Friday post
April 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Obligatory Good Friday post
Making an ottoman cover. Joy approves.
April 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Making an ottoman cover. Joy approves.
Trying to think of what else I'd like to add to this wall. I'd like to make more crochet tapestries like the Blind Channel one but other than that idk
April 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Trying to think of what else I'd like to add to this wall. I'd like to make more crochet tapestries like the Blind Channel one but other than that idk
Happy Trans Day of Visibility!
April 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility!