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AT LAST, IT IS COMPLETE.

...I should at least tuck in those ends hanging off the edges, shouldn't I? 😆
So I might have to move soon. My trailer has been falling the fuck apart on me for years now and it's probably gonna be flat out unlivable soon.

Thanks for that, whatever electrician did the wiring for the place when it was built and was clearly coked out of their gourd. Appreciate the fire hazard.
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I've been thinking a lot lately about how much internalized racism I dealt with growing up because of how my mom's family (note: her family, not my mom herself) viewed Black people and how that shit wore off on me.

My entire childhood was an identity crisis and I didn't even realize it at the time.
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It was so fucking cold this morning and the bus was like 10 minutes late.

And 10 minutes feels like an eternity when your fingertips are somehow both numb and stinging.
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Entering a 'best side profile' contest but your opponent is Michael Sheen...
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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A relevant gift for all your holiday needs~
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I really need to stop impulsively buying dumb shit that I dont need

But by god it's colder than Frosty's left nut outside tonight so I absolutely do not regret getting this baja blast snuggie. Not one bit.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Aziraphale loves to be praised ✨

#GoodOmensNSFW
#ineffablehusbands
January 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Is it...weird that I don't mind the thought of keeping my given name when I start moving forward with transitioning? I already go by a shortened version that could be seen as gender neutral and I feel more connected to it than any other masc name I've considered.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Hey you
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
They're having us all pitch in to deep clean at work and today I got to do TWO incredibly physically demanding tasks and I am gonna be feeling it in the morning
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When you don't wanna wait until you get home to take your binder off but you have to stop at Walmart on your way home
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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His dimples.
I want to poke them.
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Because we all need a smile

#crowley
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Grimm Sketch
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
October 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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✨Art update:✨

Decided to change Crowley’s hair color a bit to match the same color in the show.❤️❤️

Anyways…

A demon who’s got style!
🐍🕶️😈
#myart #goodomens #crowley
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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fruit doodles. froodles 🍐🍎🍌
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Full drunk demon😈🥴🫧🍷
#myart #goodomens #crowley #stuffedbelly #lol
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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🔥THIRSTY THURSDAY🔥

Michael's mighty thighs 😍
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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seriously mourning this trans day of remembrance. i am poor, everyone i know is poor and struggling, the government wants us dead and i don’t want to be remembered i want to be appreciated while im here
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Sometimes Jimmi Pickles gets bored when I’m working and I’ll look up and she’s just in some random place
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM