CapnMarrrrk
@capnmarrrrk.bsky.social
Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him
So my platonic queer life partner sublimates her murderous impulses a couple times a year by smashing a cake in my face.
Yesterday was one of those days.
Yesterday was one of those days.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So my platonic queer life partner sublimates her murderous impulses a couple times a year by smashing a cake in my face.
Yesterday was one of those days.
Yesterday was one of those days.
Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job. To freeze you.
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job. To freeze you.
So you can travel 500 miles to see a show. Score a really awesome ticket. Like for you, a Once in a Lifetime ticket. And while it isn't his fault, some guy with a giant head is going to sit two rows up and fuck up your vibe a tiny bit.
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
So you can travel 500 miles to see a show. Score a really awesome ticket. Like for you, a Once in a Lifetime ticket. And while it isn't his fault, some guy with a giant head is going to sit two rows up and fuck up your vibe a tiny bit.
Did women ruin the workplace?
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Did women ruin the workplace?
Out walking Dolly Barkton. The neighborhood is hopping with Halloween. I have no child, we're wearing no costumes.
I wave to a house I wish them a Happy Halloween.
"Do you want some candy?"
"Yes"
"Here"
"I have to do the the thing. Trick or Treat!"
I receive candy
58 y.o. I'm immensely happy
I wave to a house I wish them a Happy Halloween.
"Do you want some candy?"
"Yes"
"Here"
"I have to do the the thing. Trick or Treat!"
I receive candy
58 y.o. I'm immensely happy
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Out walking Dolly Barkton. The neighborhood is hopping with Halloween. I have no child, we're wearing no costumes.
I wave to a house I wish them a Happy Halloween.
"Do you want some candy?"
"Yes"
"Here"
"I have to do the the thing. Trick or Treat!"
I receive candy
58 y.o. I'm immensely happy
I wave to a house I wish them a Happy Halloween.
"Do you want some candy?"
"Yes"
"Here"
"I have to do the the thing. Trick or Treat!"
I receive candy
58 y.o. I'm immensely happy
What? I have a hard time believing this guy is an incompetent showboater.
October 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What? I have a hard time believing this guy is an incompetent showboater.
Hop in! We're going to speak Truth to Power, punching up all the way.
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hop in! We're going to speak Truth to Power, punching up all the way.
Chudler?
What did Chudler ever do to you?
What did Chudler ever do to you?
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Chudler?
What did Chudler ever do to you?
What did Chudler ever do to you?
And I'm sure all the airborne particulates are going to blow into the DOT, and get in the lungs of whomever is walking by...and heaven forbid the WH ventilation system.
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
And I'm sure all the airborne particulates are going to blow into the DOT, and get in the lungs of whomever is walking by...and heaven forbid the WH ventilation system.
Gifted a new spooky treasure to go with my other spooky treasures.
Oops the humerus is a femur 😆
Oops the humerus is a femur 😆
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gifted a new spooky treasure to go with my other spooky treasures.
Oops the humerus is a femur 😆
Oops the humerus is a femur 😆
Huh...first I heard of this. What happened?
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Huh...first I heard of this. What happened?
Once again Dolly Barkton has been recognized by a former shelter volunteer on the street
Must be her distinctive good looks.
Must be her distinctive good looks.
October 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Once again Dolly Barkton has been recognized by a former shelter volunteer on the street
Must be her distinctive good looks.
Must be her distinctive good looks.
Back to back: see this post, get this message
October 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Back to back: see this post, get this message
I was wrong. 31 years. Goddamn we're good looking.
We had a literally perfect meal. I generally eat for survival, but this meal I savored and enjoyed!
We had a literally perfect meal. I generally eat for survival, but this meal I savored and enjoyed!
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I was wrong. 31 years. Goddamn we're good looking.
We had a literally perfect meal. I generally eat for survival, but this meal I savored and enjoyed!
We had a literally perfect meal. I generally eat for survival, but this meal I savored and enjoyed!
Dolly Barkton...it's easy to remember
October 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Dolly Barkton...it's easy to remember