CapnMarrrrk
@capnmarrrrk.bsky.social
Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him
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December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
So my platonic queer life partner sublimates her murderous impulses a couple times a year by smashing a cake in my face.
Yesterday was one of those days.
Yesterday was one of those days.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So my platonic queer life partner sublimates her murderous impulses a couple times a year by smashing a cake in my face.
Yesterday was one of those days.
Yesterday was one of those days.
How it will actually go down
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
How it will actually go down
Shit @roxiqt.com you broke containment. I just saw a screenshot skeet on FB. Kind of dated though as you did not get a domesticated raccoon unless there is something you aren't telling us about @crocketthoughton.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Shit @roxiqt.com you broke containment. I just saw a screenshot skeet on FB. Kind of dated though as you did not get a domesticated raccoon unless there is something you aren't telling us about @crocketthoughton.com
Currently sick with the crud. I made this Instant Pot Chicken Noodle Soup. I also added a 1/2 teaspoon of coriander and extra garlic. Yum Yummy!
Instant Pot Chicken Noodle Soup Is a Dinner Winner
It's the best thing you can make in you Instant Pot.
www.thekitchn.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Currently sick with the crud. I made this Instant Pot Chicken Noodle Soup. I also added a 1/2 teaspoon of coriander and extra garlic. Yum Yummy!
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i will cry about this movie, every time. i always wanted the cookie cutter machine ❄️
October 26, 2024 at 10:16 AM
i will cry about this movie, every time. i always wanted the cookie cutter machine ❄️
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check this site if you want a ton high res pictures of ancient art for references that are public domain (not sponsored)
www.getty.edu/art/collecti...
www.getty.edu/art/collecti...
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
check this site if you want a ton high res pictures of ancient art for references that are public domain (not sponsored)
www.getty.edu/art/collecti...
www.getty.edu/art/collecti...
Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Wired: Emmet Otter's Jugbamd Christmas is a Christmas show
Wired: Emmet Otter's Jugbamd Christmas is a Christmas show
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Wired: Emmet Otter's Jugbamd Christmas is a Christmas show
Wired: Emmet Otter's Jugbamd Christmas is a Christmas show
Can't wait for the actual autopsy
My "The president is in excellent health" memorandum has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my memorandum.
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Can't wait for the actual autopsy
Everyone in this tiny room and they still not only totally killed but the dancers also danced.
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Everyone in this tiny room and they still not only totally killed but the dancers also danced.
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I’ve been out shoveling in my Docs, so I guess it’s time to repost this.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’ve been out shoveling in my Docs, so I guess it’s time to repost this.
Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job. To freeze you.
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job. To freeze you.
So you can travel 500 miles to see a show. Score a really awesome ticket. Like for you, a Once in a Lifetime ticket. And while it isn't his fault, some guy with a giant head is going to sit two rows up and fuck up your vibe a tiny bit.
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
So you can travel 500 miles to see a show. Score a really awesome ticket. Like for you, a Once in a Lifetime ticket. And while it isn't his fault, some guy with a giant head is going to sit two rows up and fuck up your vibe a tiny bit.
David Byrne photo dump. I had as much fun as my ADHD brain would let me. There was some mild to moderate anxiety because I really wanted to dance the whole show and this was a seated crowd except for Talking Heads songs.
Still, I want to do it again.
Someone tell David to come to STL
Still, I want to do it again.
Someone tell David to come to STL
I have went to Meow Wolf
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
David Byrne photo dump. I had as much fun as my ADHD brain would let me. There was some mild to moderate anxiety because I really wanted to dance the whole show and this was a seated crowd except for Talking Heads songs.
Still, I want to do it again.
Someone tell David to come to STL
Still, I want to do it again.
Someone tell David to come to STL
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That’s Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hagueseth.
For the updated style guide.
For the updated style guide.
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
That’s Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hagueseth.
For the updated style guide.
For the updated style guide.
I have went to Meow Wolf
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I have went to Meow Wolf
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It's only escargot if it comes from Bouzy in the Champagne region of France otherwise it's sparkling snails on a plate
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's only escargot if it comes from Bouzy in the Champagne region of France otherwise it's sparkling snails on a plate
It's only escargot if it comes from Bouzy in the Champagne region of France otherwise it's sparkling snails on a plate
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's only escargot if it comes from Bouzy in the Champagne region of France otherwise it's sparkling snails on a plate
Looks like I'm going to Meow Wolf
In Dallas for the next 24 hrs to see David Bryne. Other than the Art Museum I have no idea what to do. Just gonna slouch around I guess.
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Looks like I'm going to Meow Wolf
In Dallas for the next 24 hrs to see David Bryne. Other than the Art Museum I have no idea what to do. Just gonna slouch around I guess.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
In Dallas for the next 24 hrs to see David Bryne. Other than the Art Museum I have no idea what to do. Just gonna slouch around I guess.
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"Hit the brakes, they'll fly right by": The US Air Force once considered using a huge array of rockets to suddenly slow the spin of the Earth to make incoming nuclear missiles fly past their American targets.
www.dailygrail.com/2018/05/the-...
www.dailygrail.com/2018/05/the-...
That Time the U.S. Air Force Proposed Using Rockets to Stop the Earth's Rotation
The Cold War and resulting arms race between the U.S. and the U.S.S.R led each country to consider some rather crazy ideas through the decades, not least the idea that they could perhaps nuke the Moon...
www.dailygrail.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Hit the brakes, they'll fly right by": The US Air Force once considered using a huge array of rockets to suddenly slow the spin of the Earth to make incoming nuclear missiles fly past their American targets.
www.dailygrail.com/2018/05/the-...
www.dailygrail.com/2018/05/the-...
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I see everyone is getting a first hand understanding how reading a cursed text can drive one to madness…
Ia! Ia! F’Thagan!
Ia! Ia! F’Thagan!
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I see everyone is getting a first hand understanding how reading a cursed text can drive one to madness…
Ia! Ia! F’Thagan!
Ia! Ia! F’Thagan!