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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 7h

CapnMarrrrk factoid: I go to sleep every night thinking about how much I love Dolly Barkton.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 7h

Eat it up, YUM!

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 8h

At least Rasputin was charismatic, and we all know how THAT turned out. Fingers crossed.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 8h

For a given value of "made it."

One is an intelligent, kind person with an awesome voice. The other is Kid Rock.

"Kid Rock" 54 years old, looks like the contents of a vacuum cleaner bag dropped in a pond, has the timbre of an ass wet-farting nails and glass.

CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 8h

They're still on my favorites playlist.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 8h

You should hear me sing "Dead or Alive" at karaoke. It's not great, but I give it my all.

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Kaitlyn Page @theinnerobserver.bsky.social · Aug 26

"Octocentrism" 🐙🪐

I had a "what if," idea and decided to run with it. What if there was an Octopus at the center of our solar system and he was the sun, manipulating all 8 planets within his 8 arms?

#gouache #art #octopus

Gouache painting depicting an Octopus in space holding 8 planets. The Octopus is the sun and is at the center of our solar system. There is a gold ring behind his head and a white egret below him.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 9h

I just saw a tiny gutter punk looking woman covered in tatts, shredded leggings RIP out some operatic karaoke.

People are amazing

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 12h

Also...check and see if you have a local library that has 3d printers. You can consult with them.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 12h

Then everone would die because he's rotten meat to the core. It's like cows tasting different because of fear (I think that's a thing), he's so full of hate that's he's meat gone bad.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 14h

That's a lot of breathless "Blah Blah" over laid with stock imagery. Gimme something meaty.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 1d

I was wrong. 31 years. Goddamn we're good looking.

We had a literally perfect meal. I generally eat for survival, but this meal I savored and enjoyed!

A woman with pink hair and pink eyeshadow and a green and orange floral dress and square earrings next to a bald, gray-bearded man in a black shirt with glasses.

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Sadia @sadiabies.bsky.social · 20d

Anyway my porn

Illustration of a werewolf fucking a human woman in earthy colors, reminiscent of a fairy tale illustration. The werewolf has a wolf head, a human torso with 6 tits, and he skin ripping away to reveal wolf hindquarters. She is holding the human up by the hips to fuck her. The human is a black woman with curly blond hair that spills across the floor as she leans back.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 1d

Well then...check out your fellow soul artist Jackie Rabbit

www.instagram.com/p/DPWQIDJjju...

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 1d

I dunno, I once saw the white Marketing guys walking around the office in their suits pointing at each other saying "Whaaazuuuup!" Year after Anheuser-Busch did their Bud Light ad.

I thought: Rocket into the sun!

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 1d

While I feel warm for the regards, no one should be patting me on the back for literally the bare minimum of human decency.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 1d

Addendum: We both share a love of brass horns. She used to play trombone. I had this on my clipboard to send her when I read her message so I peaced out with this

Bonerama!

Frankenstein

open.spotify.com

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 1d

♥️

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 1d

Which BTW I get. I am weird, but fun weird, and I don't fault her for taking the passive way out either because women never know which way a man will jump.

I agreed she should go with her gut and wished her good luck out there.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 1d

Well poop! First date in a year and a half...it seemed we vibed well, agreed we'd like a second date and she just texted she doesn't feel we'd be compatible because basically she thinks she's not weird enough for me which is a drag.

Heyyyyy, that's the passive way of saying I'm too weird for her!

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 1d

I guess I'm an outlier. My wife of 21 years began to identify as Queer, I moved out. We stayed married for 4 more. Divorced over finances. She's my Platonic Queer Life Partner and we're celebrating 32 years together in whatever form it is now.

Kathryn BrightBOO! 👻 @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 1d

No, WaPo, we are not doing a repeat of creating social pressure for gay people to get straight married, and no, it's not, "redefining what it means to be in a relationship."

Also, could that kiss in the thumbnail be any more awkward?

He’s gay. She’s straight. They’re happily married.

Meet the couples who are redefining what it means to be in a relationship, including those in gay-straight and same-sex platonic marriages.

www.washingtonpost.com

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 1d

You're a 🍑

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 1d

Sure thing

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 1d

Yup. Who's this?

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 1d

We are Here! YOU are not immune to fear and propaganda, but you can fight it. Ridiculoue is a weapon. Parallel structures Every word of this is gold.

Spread it far and wide!

youtu.be/09maaUaRT4M?...

MASS PSYCHOSIS - How an Entire Population Becomes MENTALLY ILL

YouTube video by After Skool

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