Nick Capodice
@capodice.bsky.social
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Co-host of Civics 101, author of A User's Guide to Democracy, How America Works. I like to make long audio jokes for very very small audiences. I wore a washcloth on my head as a child.
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Oh I love Emily Sprague! Her work is a godsend to podcasters, she and Chris Zabriskie are keeping my world afloat
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You and me both brother. Just saying the words "budget gourmet" is enough to make me sweat under one arm and start looking for exits.
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I never understood as a kid why watching the movie M*A*S*H felt like cool water on my brain. Or getting a multiball. Or sleeping in a room with 30 people talking.

Robert Altman rewards the scattered, fearful, hyperfocused mind and coyote ears. Oh how I love him. Who can listen to just one thing
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I heard as a kid he'd do this vaudeville routine called The Human Mop, where his dad would attach a mop handle to his back and fling him all over the place.
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Whoah whoah buddy! We're in NEW HAMPSHIRE! Take that thing out before it accidentally becomes crispy and delicious and the cheese is melted and the bottom isn't a wad of DOUGH
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Oh god I went through this six years ago I have put this memory into a small wet bag in the corner.

My little guy would watch this 10+ times in a row. I couldn't believe I was seeing what I was seeing. But now I think he's grown enough to show him the photos of me as Columbia.
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I always did this cruel, judgemental voice for the guy who tells Big Anthony to confess to the priest.

He's almost too disgusted to turn his head and say "SUCH a lie."
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Sayles was having trouble choosing who to cast as Ring Lardner (Studs was a lock as Fullerton) and someone came in with a photo and said, "uhhhh, John? John you might wanna look at this..."
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I know that it seems all I do is say this sort of thing but the story about him playing that part is hilarious and you probably know it.
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Happy birthday to the man who figured out the fan was attached to the light switch!
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I got scammed with a fake hundred at a liquor store in the West Village.

The owner watched the security tape and said, "didn't you ever watch Three Days of the Condor?? Look at a man's SHOES next time."
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This isn't just a unique thing, a history podcast to accompany a game's release, it is AMAZING.

I would listen to this even if I'd never heard of the game. It's stunning.
capodice.bsky.social
This was good for me because I got a LOT of 1776 outta my system.
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"He" has done bad things.

Twenty seven bad things.

How bad were they?

They were so bad that they justified severing all ties with his country. And now, the airing of the grievances. #sschat

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Age verification?

My sister and I shared my father's sweater to play the role of William "The Refrigerator" Perry in a talent show rendition of the Superbowl Shuffle.
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Age verification?

I passed age verification in Leisure Suit Larry.
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Age verification?

I drank Zima
capodice.bsky.social
I'm so glad you mentioned that one. I think it might be the best song a movie ever went out on.
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"ya got one that says 'undercover?'"
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Man, what a movie. Don't know why I woke up thinking about this scene!
The emperor of the skeksis, a cruel and vile order, is finally dying while the other skeksis crowd around to squabble and fight over his scepter. Chamberlain tries to take it but is rebuffed via trial by stone.
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You know the one about the cop who pulls Schrodinger over and searches his car?

Cop says, "sir, do you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?" and Schrodinger says, "well I do NOW."
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Always, always, always.
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William Kunstler's argument is a joy to listen to.

Some days I just want some thoughtful bickering and it's not gonna happen with this court or these times is it
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Roman soldier goes into a bar holds up two fingers and says "Five beers."
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Thank god you said it so I could keep my trap shut
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What's this? Oh, nothing, just some artwork for our Shakespeare's First Folio game.