Cappy Ishihara
cappuchino.xyz
Cappy Ishihara
@cappuchino.xyz
funny person from thailand

bsky analytics nerd

proud weirdo
i may be unhinged

i post garbage on main
sometimes I think ceroro is moonlighting is cyrie because look at this artstyle
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
sorry no chatgpt is allowed ever in the switch homebrew community

nintendo will sue
August 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
pancakes and waffles
August 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
??? why can't i
August 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Cappy's Manifesto
June 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
dick move to disable quote reposts Katie, this shit is VERY old you're reading from an ancient Tumblr post
December 30, 2024 at 2:08 PM
brazilians, explain yourselves
December 7, 2024 at 3:02 PM
can anyone explain what the fuck is #mapp and `maratona integração`

brazillians in the chat explain this
December 7, 2024 at 2:49 PM
It's only been a day and I'm already starting to see patterns on when and how people interact on bsky

4-6PM ICT is where user activity hits rock bottom for some reason, maybe because most of the userbase is westerners :(
December 7, 2024 at 2:40 PM
beep

(nanashi)
December 7, 2024 at 11:51 AM
I know the sample size in this image is only like 15 minutes, so here's the percentage of *all* images within the last 12 hours
December 6, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Did you know that only around 15.5% of all media posts on Bluesky contain alt text?

Now you know! Most people can't be bothered to add alt text on their images, and it really shows.
December 6, 2024 at 9:29 PM
we playing the game
December 6, 2024 at 6:08 AM
December 5, 2024 at 6:11 PM
thats crazy
December 5, 2024 at 4:46 PM
that's crazy who is this
December 5, 2024 at 4:40 PM
December 5, 2024 at 9:45 AM
After a week of hacking the ATProto firehose, I finally got it.

Beautiful.
December 4, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I'm straight up detecting posts from the future.
December 1, 2024 at 11:08 AM
I found something really interesting while checking out the AT (Bluesky) firehose:

For some weird reason, the AT protocol does *not* validate any timestamps at all. This means some Twitter bridges can import tweets from the past, but then you got this.

Some clients are posting FROM the future??
December 1, 2024 at 10:46 AM
are you ok
November 28, 2024 at 6:20 PM
It has not even been a full day bro, I beat the 2M record
November 28, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I fell asleep running the ATProto hose ingester and we got to around ~2M skeets.

It froze and the query times are crazy high now. Maybe it was a mistake to use SurrealDB to store all this data. I need a better database.
November 28, 2024 at 12:18 PM
we're almost there chat
November 28, 2024 at 3:17 AM
we are at a point
November 28, 2024 at 2:14 AM