Cappy Ishihara
cappuchino.xyz
Cappy Ishihara
@cappuchino.xyz
funny person from thailand

bsky analytics nerd

proud weirdo
i may be unhinged

i post garbage on main
Pinned
hi im cappy! follow if you like

- random unfunny jokes
- J-Rock and J-Pop music
- software development
- yuri and lesbians in general
- gay sex
- 3am hot takes
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August 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
i wonder how horsegirls smell like
August 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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satono diamond is thirsty
August 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I keep having recurring nightmares about this:

congrats you graduated high school! unfortunately due to an error our entire class will have to go back to 10th grade!

help I need a doctor
August 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
next time I see someone posting about wplace I'm going to fucking hang someone
August 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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You hear stories about what an academic household does to children but today at bedtime my precocious rising kindergartner said “father will you read me a story about university leaders who believe LLM-based chatbots have made language teaching irrelevant?” and fortunately I had just the thing
August 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
i don't like artists who render their art and add shadows, because most of the time that rendering actually ruins the artstyle

basic colors are goated
August 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
sometimes I think ceroro is moonlighting is cyrie because look at this artstyle
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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we had also had a record breaking hype train
it all went to cardie's legs by chat's will
thank you so much for your kindness 😭
August 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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July 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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i miss the old sony
August 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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making friends online
August 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Proof they stole training data from me personally
August 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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HENAZILLA
August 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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The eliminationist ‘gender critical’ transphobe lobby are trying to stop trans people from changing their passport & drivers licence sex markers with a doctors letter.

In getting the digital data classified as ‘unreliable’ they’re trying to force politicians hands in closing this route for ID! 😖
‘Gender critical’ transphobes are lobbying to have all the data - and by extension, the DOCUMENTS - that trans people can currently get their gender marker changed on and used for identification (passports/ drivers license etc) - considered UNRELIABLE DATA! 😖😤

👉🏻 tacc.org.uk/2025/08/12/m...
August 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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my dad was always saying this
August 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Sometimes you have to first girlfail to eventually girlsucceed

You have to girlpersevere
August 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
sorry no chatgpt is allowed ever in the switch homebrew community

nintendo will sue
August 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have revealed a synthetic glycosystem -a sugar-coated polymer nanoparticle- that can BLOCK SARS-CoV-2 from infecting human cells, REDUCING infection rates by NEARLY 99%. Acting as a decoy, the molecule BINDS to the spike protein, PREVENTING it from attaching to real cells.
August 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
pancakes and waffles
August 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
a certain hacker girl needs to stop boymoding in her old handle bro, let it go
August 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i kinda like the feeling of fainting, like suddenly mo body just gives out and i collapse to the floor, i get all dizzy and its kinda hot,,,..,
August 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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logging onto Bluesky
August 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
im going to shit
August 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM