🔥🦇bat out of hales🦇🔥
@caprisundad.bsky.social
hales. she/her. 27. esthetician, freelance MUA, and digital art hobbyist. ♑. cringe oc artist.
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me because I have to go to my stupid stinky job #sketch
merry shitmas to all my fellow grinches
December 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
merry shitmas to all my fellow grinches
the most pervasive themes in any of my creative works are legacy burdens and plots driven primarily by miscommunication/misunderstanding because funny
December 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
the most pervasive themes in any of my creative works are legacy burdens and plots driven primarily by miscommunication/misunderstanding because funny
Also I love Burn After Reading on the topic of Cohen bros movies. I don't hear it mentioned much and I love movies where the conflict is all driven by misunderstanding that spirals completely out of control lmao
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Also I love Burn After Reading on the topic of Cohen bros movies. I don't hear it mentioned much and I love movies where the conflict is all driven by misunderstanding that spirals completely out of control lmao
FUCK I wanna put Fargo in there
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
FUCK I wanna put Fargo in there
5 perfect movies:
-Fullmetal Jacket
-Hereditary
-Casino
-Reservoir Dogs(fuck Tarantino but I really love this movie 😭)
-Goodfellas
-Fullmetal Jacket
-Hereditary
-Casino
-Reservoir Dogs(fuck Tarantino but I really love this movie 😭)
-Goodfellas
5 perfect movies (in no particular order):
-Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
-True Grit (2011)
-The Apartment
-Cure
-The Ring
-Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
-True Grit (2011)
-The Apartment
-Cure
-The Ring
5 perfect movies (in no particular order):
-Paper Moon
-High And Low
-All That Jazz
-Miracle Mile
-Broadcast News
-Paper Moon
-High And Low
-All That Jazz
-Miracle Mile
-Broadcast News
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
5 perfect movies:
-Fullmetal Jacket
-Hereditary
-Casino
-Reservoir Dogs(fuck Tarantino but I really love this movie 😭)
-Goodfellas
-Fullmetal Jacket
-Hereditary
-Casino
-Reservoir Dogs(fuck Tarantino but I really love this movie 😭)
-Goodfellas
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
icon refresh cause I am no longer looking like I'm on death's door 💅😈
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
icon refresh cause I am no longer looking like I'm on death's door 💅😈
I love janice soprano... my hot mess grifter queen
December 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I love janice soprano... my hot mess grifter queen
missouri: -threw away our vote to protect access to women's reproductive health and medically necessary abortions-
also missouri: we care about reproductive health so lets fear monger on germicidal products during a measles outbreak
also missouri: we care about reproductive health so lets fear monger on germicidal products during a measles outbreak
December 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
missouri: -threw away our vote to protect access to women's reproductive health and medically necessary abortions-
also missouri: we care about reproductive health so lets fear monger on germicidal products during a measles outbreak
also missouri: we care about reproductive health so lets fear monger on germicidal products during a measles outbreak
I hate my open shift days because no one gets here on time to let me in and prep for clients and i still have morning stiffness 💀
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I hate my open shift days because no one gets here on time to let me in and prep for clients and i still have morning stiffness 💀
freaking epic #rheumatoidarthritis moment
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
freaking epic #rheumatoidarthritis moment
December 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
god made my bones hurt and my mom mean because I was too charming and funny for my own good
December 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
god made my bones hurt and my mom mean because I was too charming and funny for my own good
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December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
got dogged on for being weird and whimsical by a 60 something y/o client...
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
got dogged on for being weird and whimsical by a 60 something y/o client...
reaching hazardous levels of cranky rn
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
reaching hazardous levels of cranky rn
What is your all-time favorite christmas movie?
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
What is your all-time favorite christmas movie?
mama might have an ear infection...
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
mama might have an ear infection...
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
working full time in winter weather with disabilities is so cool I hope that every healthcare CEO gets to have this experience ❤️❤️❤️
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
working full time in winter weather with disabilities is so cool I hope that every healthcare CEO gets to have this experience ❤️❤️❤️