Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE
@captainannoying.bsky.social
writer/editor, leftist grouch, UGA shitposter, last white man in America without a podcast; can recite “Midnight Marauders” in its entirety
the eggs are what help create a nice crust on top once they’re baked, like so
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
the eggs are what help create a nice crust on top once they’re baked, like so
the cheese grits have been concocted. the oven is preheated. let’s fucking go
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the cheese grits have been concocted. the oven is preheated. let’s fucking go
[BOMP BA DOMP DOMP]
JOE FRIDAY (V/O): Tuesday, April 23. A sunny day in Los Angeles, but a dark day for Brazzano’s Deli on Sepulveda, target of a daring heist last night. Prosciutto, gone. Capocollo, gone. Not even a stray pistachio from the mortadella. Just the kind of case I was born to solve.
JOE FRIDAY (V/O): Tuesday, April 23. A sunny day in Los Angeles, but a dark day for Brazzano’s Deli on Sepulveda, target of a daring heist last night. Prosciutto, gone. Capocollo, gone. Not even a stray pistachio from the mortadella. Just the kind of case I was born to solve.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
[BOMP BA DOMP DOMP]
JOE FRIDAY (V/O): Tuesday, April 23. A sunny day in Los Angeles, but a dark day for Brazzano’s Deli on Sepulveda, target of a daring heist last night. Prosciutto, gone. Capocollo, gone. Not even a stray pistachio from the mortadella. Just the kind of case I was born to solve.
JOE FRIDAY (V/O): Tuesday, April 23. A sunny day in Los Angeles, but a dark day for Brazzano’s Deli on Sepulveda, target of a daring heist last night. Prosciutto, gone. Capocollo, gone. Not even a stray pistachio from the mortadella. Just the kind of case I was born to solve.
GOT ME A MOVIE
I WANT YOU TO KNOOWWW
SLICIN’ UP EYEBALLS
I WANT YOU TO KNOOWWW
I WANT YOU TO KNOOWWW
SLICIN’ UP EYEBALLS
I WANT YOU TO KNOOWWW
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
GOT ME A MOVIE
I WANT YOU TO KNOOWWW
SLICIN’ UP EYEBALLS
I WANT YOU TO KNOOWWW
I WANT YOU TO KNOOWWW
SLICIN’ UP EYEBALLS
I WANT YOU TO KNOOWWW
ohhhh yeah. this is the good shit right here. this is why we’re paying him $160 million. when you absolutely, positively have to get the ball two yards behind the line to gain, accept no substitutes
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
ohhhh yeah. this is the good shit right here. this is why we’re paying him $160 million. when you absolutely, positively have to get the ball two yards behind the line to gain, accept no substitutes
[taps sign]
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
[taps sign]
anybody else watching Bama-LSU
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
anybody else watching Bama-LSU
first image that popped into my head
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
first image that popped into my head
btw wanted to show y’all our halloween fit
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
btw wanted to show y’all our halloween fit
the corollary to this is that Morrissey's solo oeuvre contains a treasure trove of song titles that could be Simpsons quotes
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the corollary to this is that Morrissey's solo oeuvre contains a treasure trove of song titles that could be Simpsons quotes
happy birthday to "west end girls," released 40 years ago today as the pet shop boys' first major-label single
October 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
happy birthday to "west end girls," released 40 years ago today as the pet shop boys' first major-label single
lot of people talking about that Wired article about Cybertruck owners but I don’t think I’ve seen anybody point out this gem
October 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
lot of people talking about that Wired article about Cybertruck owners but I don’t think I’ve seen anybody point out this gem
you want my advice, gators? own the hell out of your in-state archival by hiring the coach responsible for their most recent natty. give this man his redemption tour
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
you want my advice, gators? own the hell out of your in-state archival by hiring the coach responsible for their most recent natty. give this man his redemption tour
ok, dismiss this as the rantings of a hater georgia grad if you like, but the asymmetry of the T in the georgia tech logo has always bothered me. like, y’all are supposed to be these incredibly precise engineers, but you expect me to accept this distended-ass T? fuck outta here
October 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
ok, dismiss this as the rantings of a hater georgia grad if you like, but the asymmetry of the T in the georgia tech logo has always bothered me. like, y’all are supposed to be these incredibly precise engineers, but you expect me to accept this distended-ass T? fuck outta here
georgia fans watching Duke-GT
October 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
georgia fans watching Duke-GT
I would buy that Boeing 747-8 that Qatar is trying to unload but I would never fly it. I would just make it my new home, occasionally driving it around on the taxiways, making VROOM VROOM noises out the cockpit window
October 15, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I would buy that Boeing 747-8 that Qatar is trying to unload but I would never fly it. I would just make it my new home, occasionally driving it around on the taxiways, making VROOM VROOM noises out the cockpit window
nope. not falling for it this time. you assholes are not going to drag me into this again
October 14, 2025 at 10:35 AM
nope. not falling for it this time. you assholes are not going to drag me into this again
yeah, this is AD-speak for “we’ve already picked out a shallow grave”
October 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
yeah, this is AD-speak for “we’ve already picked out a shallow grave”
October 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
