Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE
@captainannoying.bsky.social
writer/editor, leftist grouch, UGA shitposter, last white man in America without a podcast; can recite “Midnight Marauders” in its entirety
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if my position is “we need sensible immigration policy and a path to citizenship for the undocumented,” and your position is “we need to yank unsuspecting abuelitas out of their cars at Ralphs and deport them to, I dunno, Tajikistan,” then no, I won’t be “meeting you in the middle”
ask not for whom the soulja boy supermans; he supermans for thee
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
ask not for whom the soulja boy supermans; he supermans for thee
bedsheet sign on a frat house in auburn: BEAR BRYANT IS IN THE FILES
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
bedsheet sign on a frat house in auburn: BEAR BRYANT IS IN THE FILES
mornin’, tech fans. i got a deal for ya m.youtube.com/watch?v=rfel...
Sesame Street: Wanna Buy An Eight Ernie?
YouTube video by Sesame Street
m.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
mornin’, tech fans. i got a deal for ya m.youtube.com/watch?v=rfel...
I’m an SEC partisan, obvs, but any SEC fan caping up for Texas to get a playoff bid just for the sake of conference prestige is a mewling sitzpinkler unworthy of my respect
Looks like I am waking up to my favorite narrative in all of sports:
3 losses in the SEC just proves how strong the conference is top to bottom. A rule that does not apply to any other conference in the country
3 losses in the SEC just proves how strong the conference is top to bottom. A rule that does not apply to any other conference in the country
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I’m an SEC partisan, obvs, but any SEC fan caping up for Texas to get a playoff bid just for the sake of conference prestige is a mewling sitzpinkler unworthy of my respect
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LIFE IS SHORT STEAL A PYLON LOL
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
LIFE IS SHORT STEAL A PYLON LOL
MICHAEL FRANCIS BOBO EXPLAIN YOURSELF
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
MICHAEL FRANCIS BOBO EXPLAIN YOURSELF
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Hands 2 Da Face by Ca$h Jone$ has to be an album title at some point
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hands 2 Da Face by Ca$h Jone$ has to be an album title at some point
if I’m Kiffin, I tell LSU “just hang on, I’ll coach through the playoffs and then I’m yours.” then once the playoffs are over, I’m like “sorry I’ve had a change of heart I just love the Sip too much.” now i’ve fucked over an annual rival, who’s stuck hiring their 3rd or 4th choice late in the cycle
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
if I’m Kiffin, I tell LSU “just hang on, I’ll coach through the playoffs and then I’m yours.” then once the playoffs are over, I’m like “sorry I’ve had a change of heart I just love the Sip too much.” now i’ve fucked over an annual rival, who’s stuck hiring their 3rd or 4th choice late in the cycle
*that’s* the Egg Bowl we know and love
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
*that’s* the Egg Bowl we know and love
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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Abraham Lincoln, 1855.
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
![I am not a Know-Nothing. That is certain. How could I be? How can any one who abhors the oppression of negroes, be in favor or degrading classes of white people? Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a nation, we began by declaring that "all men are created equal." We now practically read it "all men are created equal, except negroes" When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read "all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics." When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretence of loving liberty -- to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocracy [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:egd33s7iuqsmwlwab6mbtrqi/bafkreiaaicjid4jg3oongeah73ukqvwsqv4vwbp75q4f755nldtcfermhi@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Abraham Lincoln, 1855.
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
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I have a theory that Kirby Smart and Brent Key’s headsets are actually connected to each other during Georgia vs Ga Tech games and this is what it sounds like.
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I have a theory that Kirby Smart and Brent Key’s headsets are actually connected to each other during Georgia vs Ga Tech games and this is what it sounds like.
STATUS: pie
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
STATUS: pie
the eggs are what help create a nice crust on top once they’re baked, like so
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
the eggs are what help create a nice crust on top once they’re baked, like so
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Eli Drinkwitz making $11 million a year is really unbelievable. Good coach but the whole athletic administrator class needs to find God
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Eli Drinkwitz making $11 million a year is really unbelievable. Good coach but the whole athletic administrator class needs to find God
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I'll be back for the brisket (tragedy) reveal but we have some folks coming over and I'm gonna be present for a bit: Love y'all. This is the greatest holiday of the year. It forces us to contemplate gratitude, then we eat as much as we can and watch football.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'll be back for the brisket (tragedy) reveal but we have some folks coming over and I'm gonna be present for a bit: Love y'all. This is the greatest holiday of the year. It forces us to contemplate gratitude, then we eat as much as we can and watch football.
the cheese grits have been concocted. the oven is preheated. let’s fucking go
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the cheese grits have been concocted. the oven is preheated. let’s fucking go
my dream hosting duo for the macy's parade: tracy morgan and maria bamford
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
my dream hosting duo for the macy's parade: tracy morgan and maria bamford
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Missing Senator Blutarsky’s posts especially today.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Missing Senator Blutarsky’s posts especially today.
[BOMP BA DOMP DOMP]
JOE FRIDAY (V/O): Tuesday, April 23. A sunny day in Los Angeles, but a dark day for Brazzano’s Deli on Sepulveda, target of a daring heist last night. Prosciutto, gone. Capocollo, gone. Not even a stray pistachio from the mortadella. Just the kind of case I was born to solve.
JOE FRIDAY (V/O): Tuesday, April 23. A sunny day in Los Angeles, but a dark day for Brazzano’s Deli on Sepulveda, target of a daring heist last night. Prosciutto, gone. Capocollo, gone. Not even a stray pistachio from the mortadella. Just the kind of case I was born to solve.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
[BOMP BA DOMP DOMP]
JOE FRIDAY (V/O): Tuesday, April 23. A sunny day in Los Angeles, but a dark day for Brazzano’s Deli on Sepulveda, target of a daring heist last night. Prosciutto, gone. Capocollo, gone. Not even a stray pistachio from the mortadella. Just the kind of case I was born to solve.
JOE FRIDAY (V/O): Tuesday, April 23. A sunny day in Los Angeles, but a dark day for Brazzano’s Deli on Sepulveda, target of a daring heist last night. Prosciutto, gone. Capocollo, gone. Not even a stray pistachio from the mortadella. Just the kind of case I was born to solve.
“Juanita,” Underworld/Second Toughest in the Infants
“Zoo Station,” U2/Achtung Baby
“Devil’s Haircut,” Beck/Odelay
“One More Chance,” Pet Shop Boys/Actually
“Only Shallow,” My Bloody Valentine/Loveless
“Zoo Station,” U2/Achtung Baby
“Devil’s Haircut,” Beck/Odelay
“One More Chance,” Pet Shop Boys/Actually
“Only Shallow,” My Bloody Valentine/Loveless
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“Juanita,” Underworld/Second Toughest in the Infants
“Zoo Station,” U2/Achtung Baby
“Devil’s Haircut,” Beck/Odelay
“One More Chance,” Pet Shop Boys/Actually
“Only Shallow,” My Bloody Valentine/Loveless
“Zoo Station,” U2/Achtung Baby
“Devil’s Haircut,” Beck/Odelay
“One More Chance,” Pet Shop Boys/Actually
“Only Shallow,” My Bloody Valentine/Loveless
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Help please
Help please
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
anyone who says “Happy Hondadays” is part of the war on Chryslers
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
anyone who says “Happy Hondadays” is part of the war on Chryslers