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Captain Blood
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Two sets of twins. Literally grew up in a big league dugout. What else can I say?
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December 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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I no longer wear tights or high heels in the kitchen. It’s a safety thing.
a cartoon of snoopy wearing a chef 's hat and cooking
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December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Don’t forget to tip the waiter staff……
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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1 here. It can be embarrassing sometimes.
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Already……..
a woman drinking a drink through a straw with the words groundwork survival above her
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December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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a woman in a blue suit and bow tie says " allright everybody get in crash positions "
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December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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a zebra print shower curtain hangs from a shower head in a bathroom
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December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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a man in a suit is sitting at a table with his fist in the air and the words `` hang in there '' behind him .
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December 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Was that a prop on this spinal tap?
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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It’s a terrible movie……no suspension of disbelief
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Sounds like he would do well at an American Thanksgiving dinner
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Unbelievably, the Walmart near my house is slower than normal
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM