Captain Blood
@captainblood.bsky.social
Two sets of twins. Literally grew up in a big league dugout. What else can I say?
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Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/
I need help!
Are there any gardeners on here? I cannot get my mum’s to bloom.
I water every other day, fertilized, and snipped off the old withered flowers.
Any advice is greatly appreciated.
Are there any gardeners on here? I cannot get my mum’s to bloom.
I water every other day, fertilized, and snipped off the old withered flowers.
Any advice is greatly appreciated.
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I need help!
Are there any gardeners on here? I cannot get my mum’s to bloom.
I water every other day, fertilized, and snipped off the old withered flowers.
Any advice is greatly appreciated.
Are there any gardeners on here? I cannot get my mum’s to bloom.
I water every other day, fertilized, and snipped off the old withered flowers.
Any advice is greatly appreciated.
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Whether it's an anonymous tip to The Washington Post that the Navy killed defenseless Venezuelans or an anonymous tip to a MAGA Facebook group that schools plan to give students secret sex change operations, anonymous tips are driving the news.
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Whether it's an anonymous tip to The Washington Post that the Navy killed defenseless Venezuelans or an anonymous tip to a MAGA Facebook group that schools plan to give students secret sex change operations, anonymous tips are driving the news.
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Dear Pete, Donald, MAGA etc:
“What will it profit a man if he gains the world and loses his soul”
We are selling out our nation, our future, our morality, for the ego and wealth of a 79 year old man.
“What will it profit a man if he gains the world and loses his soul”
We are selling out our nation, our future, our morality, for the ego and wealth of a 79 year old man.
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Dear Pete, Donald, MAGA etc:
“What will it profit a man if he gains the world and loses his soul”
We are selling out our nation, our future, our morality, for the ego and wealth of a 79 year old man.
“What will it profit a man if he gains the world and loses his soul”
We are selling out our nation, our future, our morality, for the ego and wealth of a 79 year old man.
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Sources in the Defense Department say that Pete Hegseth ordered the second strike on the Venezuelan when he learned that there was no rum aboard.
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Sources in the Defense Department say that Pete Hegseth ordered the second strike on the Venezuelan when he learned that there was no rum aboard.
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Russia is invading Ukraine. It is important that Ukraine pay the price. Preferably to us directly.
by Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff
by Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Russia is invading Ukraine. It is important that Ukraine pay the price. Preferably to us directly.
by Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff
by Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff
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In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, biscuits and gravy at Bob Evans, and then down to the old marina to shoot a bunch of fishermen and claim they were running drugs. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, biscuits and gravy at Bob Evans, and then down to the old marina to shoot a bunch of fishermen and claim they were running drugs. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.
thehill.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Our turkey will not suck!
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Our turkey will not suck!
On this day in 1987
two men are hugging each other in bed with the words `` those aren 't pillows '' written in the corner .
ALT: two men are hugging each other in bed with the words `` those aren 't pillows '' written in the corner .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
On this day in 1987
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This holiday weekend'll be like.....
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This holiday weekend'll be like.....
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What do you get when you mix the best selling single of the king of pop with the lately departed queen of MAGA?
This is what we get: a parody of Billie Jean about #mtg #maga #marjorietaylorgreene 🎶🕺
youtu.be/Xr0_HN9KNCs
This is what we get: a parody of Billie Jean about #mtg #maga #marjorietaylorgreene 🎶🕺
youtu.be/Xr0_HN9KNCs
"MTG Has Broken Cover" - Marsh Family parody of "Billie Jean" by MJ about Marjorie Taylor Greene
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What do you get when you mix the best selling single of the king of pop with the lately departed queen of MAGA?
This is what we get: a parody of Billie Jean about #mtg #maga #marjorietaylorgreene 🎶🕺
youtu.be/Xr0_HN9KNCs
This is what we get: a parody of Billie Jean about #mtg #maga #marjorietaylorgreene 🎶🕺
youtu.be/Xr0_HN9KNCs
Happy Thanksgiving
a picture of a pumpkin with the words happy thanksgiving to you & your family have a wonderful day
ALT: a picture of a pumpkin with the words happy thanksgiving to you & your family have a wonderful day
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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Who is surprised wikileaks didn't leak the call with Witkoff getting his instructions from Kremlin?
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Who is surprised wikileaks didn't leak the call with Witkoff getting his instructions from Kremlin?
And now for the story of the doomed rocket “America”
On it’s a second voyage, I had to build a new engine mount for it. We had a failed engine mount on the first launch, which resulted in the parachute, not deploying.
On it’s a second voyage, I had to build a new engine mount for it. We had a failed engine mount on the first launch, which resulted in the parachute, not deploying.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
And now for the story of the doomed rocket “America”
On it’s a second voyage, I had to build a new engine mount for it. We had a failed engine mount on the first launch, which resulted in the parachute, not deploying.
On it’s a second voyage, I had to build a new engine mount for it. We had a failed engine mount on the first launch, which resulted in the parachute, not deploying.
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People from poor countries in remote parts of the world shouldn't be in America picking strawberries. They should be back at home, running MAGA Twitter accounts.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
People from poor countries in remote parts of the world shouldn't be in America picking strawberries. They should be back at home, running MAGA Twitter accounts.
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP
thehill.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
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The succession is safe. I will not be implicated in the president’s pedophilia scandal because I am only interested in couches.
by JD Vance
by JD Vance
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The succession is safe. I will not be implicated in the president’s pedophilia scandal because I am only interested in couches.
by JD Vance
by JD Vance
