Capt. BranBran
@captainbranbran.bsky.social
I like movies and pineapples. Slowly but surely, I plan to fill my casual wardrobe entirely with UFO tee shirts.
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Profile pic by my wife: @RacecarArt.bsky.social
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/8pmQ7
Profile pic by my wife: @RacecarArt.bsky.social
What do you get when you cross a Zoolander reference with a classic cocktail? The Orange Mocha Boulevardiccino! Rye, sweet vermouth, creme de cacao, Campari, and some coco bitters.
It's fine. Maybe I'll workshop it.
#homebar #mixology #cocktails
It's fine. Maybe I'll workshop it.
#homebar #mixology #cocktails
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What do you get when you cross a Zoolander reference with a classic cocktail? The Orange Mocha Boulevardiccino! Rye, sweet vermouth, creme de cacao, Campari, and some coco bitters.
It's fine. Maybe I'll workshop it.
#homebar #mixology #cocktails
It's fine. Maybe I'll workshop it.
#homebar #mixology #cocktails
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First they came for those who like big butts, and I could not lie.
Then they came for those who like medium sized butts and those other brothers could not deny.
Now a girl walked in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, and there's nobody left to get sprung.
Then they came for those who like medium sized butts and those other brothers could not deny.
Now a girl walked in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, and there's nobody left to get sprung.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
First they came for those who like big butts, and I could not lie.
Then they came for those who like medium sized butts and those other brothers could not deny.
Now a girl walked in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, and there's nobody left to get sprung.
Then they came for those who like medium sized butts and those other brothers could not deny.
Now a girl walked in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, and there's nobody left to get sprung.
Let him who hath understanding reckon the whoomp, for there it is.
-Tag Team 19:93 (KJV)
-Tag Team 19:93 (KJV)
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Let him who hath understanding reckon the whoomp, for there it is.
-Tag Team 19:93 (KJV)
-Tag Team 19:93 (KJV)
Grok: Elon is the best at eating poop
Elon:
Elon:
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Grok: Elon is the best at eating poop
Elon:
Elon:
I can't say this is the first time I've been convinced to play a video game by a meme account on the internet, and it probably won't be the last.
@quest64official.bsky.social , wish me luck!
@quest64official.bsky.social , wish me luck!
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I can't say this is the first time I've been convinced to play a video game by a meme account on the internet, and it probably won't be the last.
@quest64official.bsky.social , wish me luck!
@quest64official.bsky.social , wish me luck!
You know what they say, "You can't spell 'basement' without 'semen'."
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You know what they say, "You can't spell 'basement' without 'semen'."
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Be ungovernable
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Be ungovernable
Yeah, @realgdt.bsky.social knocked it out of the park with Frankenstein, holy cow...
So glad we saw it in a theater, absolutely STUNNING on a huge screen! Those sets! The performances! The lighting and costumes and terror and tears!
So glad we saw it in a theater, absolutely STUNNING on a huge screen! Those sets! The performances! The lighting and costumes and terror and tears!
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Yeah, @realgdt.bsky.social knocked it out of the park with Frankenstein, holy cow...
So glad we saw it in a theater, absolutely STUNNING on a huge screen! Those sets! The performances! The lighting and costumes and terror and tears!
So glad we saw it in a theater, absolutely STUNNING on a huge screen! Those sets! The performances! The lighting and costumes and terror and tears!
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a crossover between my two favorite fictional characters, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's odd that it happened twice, and only ONE of these was my idea!
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a crossover between my two favorite fictional characters, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's odd that it happened twice, and only ONE of these was my idea!
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Thank you to everyone that has comm'd me so far!! Plans changed I have at least *one more week* of unemployment before my new job, so I am still open for comms if anyone is interested! 🙏💜
Here's a couple that I haven't shared yet! #art #commission #furry
Here's a couple that I haven't shared yet! #art #commission #furry
October 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Thank you to everyone that has comm'd me so far!! Plans changed I have at least *one more week* of unemployment before my new job, so I am still open for comms if anyone is interested! 🙏💜
Here's a couple that I haven't shared yet! #art #commission #furry
Here's a couple that I haven't shared yet! #art #commission #furry
If a Manhattan is a twist on the Martini, then this is a re-twist back towards gin - with a sweet white "vermouth" equivalent and lemon bitters. A second twist, so let's call it... Second City.
#homebar #mixology #cocktails
#homebar #mixology #cocktails
October 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If a Manhattan is a twist on the Martini, then this is a re-twist back towards gin - with a sweet white "vermouth" equivalent and lemon bitters. A second twist, so let's call it... Second City.
#homebar #mixology #cocktails
#homebar #mixology #cocktails
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
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Movie posters as embroideries by French artist Emily Beer
emilybeer.fr/series
emilybeer.fr/series
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Movie posters as embroideries by French artist Emily Beer
emilybeer.fr/series
emilybeer.fr/series
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I'M BACK and ready to rock! #CommissionsOpen #Art
💜💲2️⃣5️⃣ per character.
💜SFW only
💜Payment via Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/racecarart
Thank you all for your patience! I'm really excited to draw for y'all 🙏
💜💲2️⃣5️⃣ per character.
💜SFW only
💜Payment via Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/racecarart
Thank you all for your patience! I'm really excited to draw for y'all 🙏
October 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'M BACK and ready to rock! #CommissionsOpen #Art
💜💲2️⃣5️⃣ per character.
💜SFW only
💜Payment via Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/racecarart
Thank you all for your patience! I'm really excited to draw for y'all 🙏
💜💲2️⃣5️⃣ per character.
💜SFW only
💜Payment via Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/racecarart
Thank you all for your patience! I'm really excited to draw for y'all 🙏
Isaiah 5:22 (NIV): "Woe to those who are heroes at drinking wine and champions at mixing drinks,"
Well shit, I'm feeling a little called out here, Isaiah, bro...
Well shit, I'm feeling a little called out here, Isaiah, bro...
September 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Isaiah 5:22 (NIV): "Woe to those who are heroes at drinking wine and champions at mixing drinks,"
Well shit, I'm feeling a little called out here, Isaiah, bro...
Well shit, I'm feeling a little called out here, Isaiah, bro...
September 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social All bodies of water in Minnesota, regardless of size or current, are legally referred to as lakes.
September 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social All bodies of water in Minnesota, regardless of size or current, are legally referred to as lakes.
A grandma thirsting after those two actors is infinitely preferable to her thirsting after an actor 38 years younger than her (and only 10 years older than her oldest grandchild)...
My grandma, dear reader, is gross.
My grandma, dear reader, is gross.
congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford
at 69 likes I'll release the cursed post that just appeared to me
September 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
A grandma thirsting after those two actors is infinitely preferable to her thirsting after an actor 38 years younger than her (and only 10 years older than her oldest grandchild)...
My grandma, dear reader, is gross.
My grandma, dear reader, is gross.
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Rookie homeowner mistake: Buying a water softener through Costco's discount contractor. Turns out, the model number matches the manual, but the diagrams and parts in said manual DON'T match.
At least I got a $12 bottle of Johhnie Walker Blue from the store credit rebate...
At least I got a $12 bottle of Johhnie Walker Blue from the store credit rebate...
August 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Rookie homeowner mistake: Buying a water softener through Costco's discount contractor. Turns out, the model number matches the manual, but the diagrams and parts in said manual DON'T match.
At least I got a $12 bottle of Johhnie Walker Blue from the store credit rebate...
At least I got a $12 bottle of Johhnie Walker Blue from the store credit rebate...
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@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
August 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
Hey @wuwave.bsky.social, we (@racecarart.bsky.social and I) committed to the bit: Sichuan peppercorn-infused Swedish meatballs with coconut rice, and it TOTALLY works! Could have used more peppercorns, actually.
July 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hey @wuwave.bsky.social, we (@racecarart.bsky.social and I) committed to the bit: Sichuan peppercorn-infused Swedish meatballs with coconut rice, and it TOTALLY works! Could have used more peppercorns, actually.
Hey @racecarart.bsky.social , let's stop by Trader Joe's when you're off work, I wanna try something
Swedish meatball kebabs over coconut rice with Sichuan pepper cream sauce
July 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hey @racecarart.bsky.social , let's stop by Trader Joe's when you're off work, I wanna try something
"Crackhead *insert country here* version of Evil Dead II" is my favorite genre of movie.
Peter Jackson has confirmed that the new 4K restoration of Braindead AKA Dead Alive has been completed
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#PeterJackson #DeadAlive #Braindead #Bluray #physicalmedia
#Horror #physicalmediaforever #bluraycollector #bluraycollection #HorrorMovies #Film #Movie #Movie #Cinema #FilmSky
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#PeterJackson #DeadAlive #Braindead #Bluray #physicalmedia
#Horror #physicalmediaforever #bluraycollector #bluraycollection #HorrorMovies #Film #Movie #Movie #Cinema #FilmSky
July 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Crackhead *insert country here* version of Evil Dead II" is my favorite genre of movie.