Captain Bubbles
@captainbubbles.bsky.social
Famed robotic pirate captain who swallowed too much dish soap.
Direct quote from me 12 years ago: “So what’s Rob Schneider doing in a Holiday Inn Express elevator in Dayton, Ohio?”
December 31, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Direct quote from me 12 years ago: “So what’s Rob Schneider doing in a Holiday Inn Express elevator in Dayton, Ohio?”
This is all I’ve ever wanted. Please report back.
December 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is all I’ve ever wanted. Please report back.
Normally, I’d say “Never buy Phillips again” but the fact that it’s impossible to find something without this is a) horrifying and b) a regulatory problem.
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Normally, I’d say “Never buy Phillips again” but the fact that it’s impossible to find something without this is a) horrifying and b) a regulatory problem.
Any questions?
a cartoon character says " me fail english that 's unossible "
Alt: Ralph from The Simpsons says, “Me fail english? That’s unpossible.”
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Any questions?
It’s truly a masterclass in evil.
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It’s truly a masterclass in evil.
If you find out, please let us know.
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
If you find out, please let us know.
I’ve got a room with smart lights. I also have a ceiling fan with a light in it. Due to a stud, there is only room for one standard-width light switch. Are there any good wall switches that can handle the standard wired light and fan while also managing multiple scenes? Ideally want 5 options.
October 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I’ve got a room with smart lights. I also have a ceiling fan with a light in it. Due to a stud, there is only room for one standard-width light switch. Are there any good wall switches that can handle the standard wired light and fan while also managing multiple scenes? Ideally want 5 options.
Why you gotta write down my inner monologue like that?
October 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Why you gotta write down my inner monologue like that?
What’s the long skinny one on the bottom right?
October 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What’s the long skinny one on the bottom right?
2013 is still the best design in my book.
October 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
2013 is still the best design in my book.
Solid PS3 Cameo and Placement.
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Solid PS3 Cameo and Placement.
I’m into seltzer.
September 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I’m into seltzer.
Man, I didn’t peg you as that insane of partier. Rage on, King.
September 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Man, I didn’t peg you as that insane of partier. Rage on, King.
For a second I was like “Do we go to the same mall?” and then I realized all malls look alike.
September 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
For a second I was like “Do we go to the same mall?” and then I realized all malls look alike.
The hair is bugging me.
September 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The hair is bugging me.
Season Finale of Foundation drops tomorrow. This season has been exceptional. If you were meh on s1, it’s worth a revisit.
September 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Season Finale of Foundation drops tomorrow. This season has been exceptional. If you were meh on s1, it’s worth a revisit.
The economic cycle theory makes sense. Reaganism is crumbling and the GOP is still all-in. I’m surprised the economy isn’t showing more signs of strain.
I don’t think he had a great argument for the institutional cycle or what comes next there, but it could explain the consolidation of power.
I don’t think he had a great argument for the institutional cycle or what comes next there, but it could explain the consolidation of power.
September 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The economic cycle theory makes sense. Reaganism is crumbling and the GOP is still all-in. I’m surprised the economy isn’t showing more signs of strain.
I don’t think he had a great argument for the institutional cycle or what comes next there, but it could explain the consolidation of power.
I don’t think he had a great argument for the institutional cycle or what comes next there, but it could explain the consolidation of power.
Sorry. We broke it.
September 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Sorry. We broke it.
Strong vote to make you the third permanent host. You’re crushing it.
August 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Strong vote to make you the third permanent host. You’re crushing it.
How’d I miss that? Squircle should’ve been a dead giveaway.
August 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
How’d I miss that? Squircle should’ve been a dead giveaway.