Captain Bubbles
@captainbubbles.bsky.social
Famed robotic pirate captain who swallowed too much dish soap.
This is a big one folks! After years of hard work, we’re finally almost ready to launch our newest project: a social media app for bird watchers and geese enthusiasts. Get ready for HonkedIn!
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This is a big one folks! After years of hard work, we’re finally almost ready to launch our newest project: a social media app for bird watchers and geese enthusiasts. Get ready for HonkedIn!
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I am beginning to think orange man bad
September 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I am beginning to think orange man bad
Cancelled my Disney+ Subscription for @jimmykimmel.com. Wasn’t going to re-enroll until I saw Jimmy’s face on my TV. Now, maybe I just won’t? Who the hell is making decisions over there? www.theverge.com/news/783489/...
Disney Plus is getting another price hike
The timing isn’t exactly ideal.
www.theverge.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Cancelled my Disney+ Subscription for @jimmykimmel.com. Wasn’t going to re-enroll until I saw Jimmy’s face on my TV. Now, maybe I just won’t? Who the hell is making decisions over there? www.theverge.com/news/783489/...
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Forgive me for working blue, but “Department of War” is pretty much the all time winner for compensatory small dick energy.
September 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Forgive me for working blue, but “Department of War” is pretty much the all time winner for compensatory small dick energy.
@reckless.bsky.social www.theverge.com/news/694877/... Does this change the annual @theverge.com printer recommendation?
Hundreds of Brother printer models have an unpatchable security flaw
There is a workaround, however.
www.theverge.com
June 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
@reckless.bsky.social www.theverge.com/news/694877/... Does this change the annual @theverge.com printer recommendation?
@vox.com Get your shit together and make a deal with @voxmediaunion.bsky.social. You’re burning reputation by the day.
June 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
@vox.com Get your shit together and make a deal with @voxmediaunion.bsky.social. You’re burning reputation by the day.
I’ve been saying this for years: only way anything this dude does makes any sense is drugs. Copious amounts of drugs.
Have been asking around and it seems like the amount of ketamine you would need to take to damage your bladder would be more than one gram a day for months or years — a truly staggering amount of drugs www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...
On the Campaign Trail, Elon Musk Juggled Drugs and Family Drama
www.nytimes.com
May 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’ve been saying this for years: only way anything this dude does makes any sense is drugs. Copious amounts of drugs.
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The question of whether non-avian dinosaurs had penises remains unresolved.
May 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The question of whether non-avian dinosaurs had penises remains unresolved.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: If the Department of Justice forces Google to sell Chrome, I, Captain Bubbles of the East Blue, will buy it. I have a couple fresh Benjamins in my wallet and everything.
April 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: If the Department of Justice forces Google to sell Chrome, I, Captain Bubbles of the East Blue, will buy it. I have a couple fresh Benjamins in my wallet and everything.
Shocked I haven’t heard them called “Schrödinger’s Tariffs”.
April 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Shocked I haven’t heard them called “Schrödinger’s Tariffs”.
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
@reckless.bsky.social is the hero we need right now.
Best printer 2025: just buy a Brother laser printer, the winner is clear, middle finger in the air
Best Printer 2025: wireless laser home office supply shop now Brother
www.theverge.com
April 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
@reckless.bsky.social is the hero we need right now.
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World on fire, economy collapsing, I sit in my bunker and mutter to myself, "Nintendo Switch 2. Nintendo Switch 2. Nintendo Switch 2."
April 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
World on fire, economy collapsing, I sit in my bunker and mutter to myself, "Nintendo Switch 2. Nintendo Switch 2. Nintendo Switch 2."
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Keeping the neighborhood guessing with my new "Kids need all three parents" bumper sticker
March 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Keeping the neighborhood guessing with my new "Kids need all three parents" bumper sticker
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Good morning from San Francisco
March 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Good morning from San Francisco
I, too, find that stealing being illegal hurts my ability to compete with China.
OpenAI declares AI race “over” if training on copyrighted works isn’t fair use
National security hinges on unfettered access to AI training data, OpenAI says.
arstechnica.com
March 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I, too, find that stealing being illegal hurts my ability to compete with China.
White people say the darnedest things.
December 21, 2024 at 2:37 AM
White people say the darnedest things.
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I think we as a nation are, finally, ready to talk about Bruno.
December 17, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I think we as a nation are, finally, ready to talk about Bruno.
@reckless.bsky.social Apple vs DALL-E3 “Zebra of many colors with anatomical incorrectness that represents how I’m feeling right now”
December 14, 2024 at 12:02 AM
@reckless.bsky.social Apple vs DALL-E3 “Zebra of many colors with anatomical incorrectness that represents how I’m feeling right now”
The best use of AI would be replacing Donald Trump with Patrick Stewart in Home Alone 2. And everything else.
December 11, 2024 at 5:01 PM
The best use of AI would be replacing Donald Trump with Patrick Stewart in Home Alone 2. And everything else.
It’s 11am on a Saturday. I have received 43 work emails this morning. Y’all need to fucking chill.
December 7, 2024 at 7:05 PM
It’s 11am on a Saturday. I have received 43 work emails this morning. Y’all need to fucking chill.
@mkbhd.com @davidimel.com @andrewmanganelli.bsky.social
Can I get y’all’s Spotify Wrapped playlists? If the music on the channel is any indication, I’m expecting real bangers.
Can I get y’all’s Spotify Wrapped playlists? If the music on the channel is any indication, I’m expecting real bangers.
December 5, 2024 at 9:09 PM
@mkbhd.com @davidimel.com @andrewmanganelli.bsky.social
Can I get y’all’s Spotify Wrapped playlists? If the music on the channel is any indication, I’m expecting real bangers.
Can I get y’all’s Spotify Wrapped playlists? If the music on the channel is any indication, I’m expecting real bangers.
I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but…
There are thousands of randomly generated license plates in the world with “W.A.P.” on them.
There are thousands of randomly generated license plates in the world with “W.A.P.” on them.
November 24, 2024 at 7:46 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but…
There are thousands of randomly generated license plates in the world with “W.A.P.” on them.
There are thousands of randomly generated license plates in the world with “W.A.P.” on them.