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Jordan Douglas
@captainfelicity.bsky.social
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🌈 Bi GQ She/Her ✝️ Survivor 🌪️ ADHD-C
👟 26.2 ⚖️ Legal Studies 🎹 Musician
🌅 Michigander 🏳️‍🌈 Parent 🏴‍☠️ Swashbuckler

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“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Princess Sally Acorn
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Lucky glimpse of the Orionid meteor shower #stargazing
October 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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The bumbles are bumbling this evening in my Rose of Sharon.

#tuesday #bloomscrolling #pollinators
Close-up picture of a sunlit Rose of Sharon blossom, where a bumblebee is lifting into flight. The blossom is bright pink with a crimson-streaked center and a pale yellow pistil stalk. Pollen dust clings to the petals and to the fluffy bumblebee.
September 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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This tiny northern Michigan lake where I grew up is midnight dark from the tannic swamp surrounding it, and all summer long, it wears a starry wreath of water lilies.

#sundayafternoon #bloomscrolling #protectedspecies
A large white water lily among a cluster of green lily pads. The water is dark and still. The lily is blooming wide, with silky white petals surrounding yellow pistils.
September 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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PBS helped save my life from the wound of early childhood abandonment

When Dad was gone and Mom was busy, these guys protected my soul thru the TV

Mr Rogers and Big Bird taught me I’m worthy of love and respect, and so are my neighbors

#publicbroadcasting #sesamestreet #saints #angels #fundPBS
Photo of Big Bird and a youngish Mr. Rogers standing together on Sesame Street. Big Bird has a wing around Mr. Roger’s shoulder and is speaking to him. Mr Rogers is wearing a light suit with a red tie, and he’s looking back up at Big Bird with a warm smile. They look like good friends.
July 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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If you see this, post a flower
A pink rose blossom beginning to unfurl against a background of its leaves. The outer petals are pale, the center is vibrant.
June 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Teaching myself some basic video editing tools so if you don’t mind amateur skills and you do like birbs, please enjoy this quaint minute of a hairy woodpecker birb, a background chickadee, and my dusty guitar skills
December 5, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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The energy I am bringing to 2025
Comic panel showing the Hulk sprawled face-down in a grassy meadow. Hulk’s speech bubble reads, “Hulk will sleep now, and maybe when Hulk wakes up—everything that has made Hulk tired will be changed!”
November 22, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Stacked two-panel meme of a bearded, bespectacled white man driving a car. He’s facing the camera as if the viewer were in the passenger seat. Top panel reads, “Kill them with kindness;” in the bottom panel, the man’s fist is raised above the the caption, “BUT KILL THEM.”
August 20, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
Illustration of a mouse playing a mandolin. He wears a blue scarf with a red brooch clasp, and his mouth is comically open as though he’s singing at the top of his lungs.
August 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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If you see this, post a photo you took of a sunset
A blue and orange sunset over Lake Michigan, waves lapping into the shore. A sandy leg from knee down is visible at the bottom left, near drip castles at the water’s edge. At right, the foreground is spanned top to bottom by the profile of a golden retriever gazing at the horizon.
August 18, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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the purpose of a post-menopausal female
Miss Piggy poses heroically on a promontory around which a giant muppet serpent is coiling. She wears an armored chrome bikini and horned helmet and holds high a gleaming sword. Her wings are unfurled above her gathering foes against a fiery backdrop.
August 15, 2024 at 5:29 AM
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The fact we learned he employs a whole person to prevent him from feeling these specific feelings, has got me praising God today
Screenshot of Maggie Faberman’s coverage of Trump criminal trial: “Among the Trump aides in the courtroom is Natalie Harp, his ever-present favorite who uses a wireless printer to provide him with an ongoing stream of good news from the internet.” Screenshot of Joshua J. Friedman’s live-skeet of Trump criminal trial. First skeet: “A prospective juror who reposted an AI-generated video in which AI Donald Trump says, “I’m dumb as fuck,” has been dismissed for cause.” Second skeet: “Judge Merchant is reading Trump memes posted by prospective jurors into the record and periodically apologizing for any offense given. The latest: ‘Trump invites the Thai boys to the White House, and the boys request to return to their cave.’”
April 16, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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Whale man speaks truth 🩵
Photo of a Lake Michigan shoreline. Sunbeams filter through scattered clouds onto lively waves rolling into a beach of clean brown sand. A pair of footprints is visible in the wet sand. The sunlight shimmers from blue to green to gold across the water, which fills the horizon, no other land in sight, as far as the eye can see.
April 5, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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veggie tales character saying “what you have done has made God very unhappy”
April 4, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day.
moist Papa John in red jacket
November 22, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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You guys are cute with your AI but I fed this art prompt to my teenager and the result is a new family heirloom (SWP)
Sketch of a baby wearing a cross pendant and parachute harness. The baby’s torso and face are visible, his eyes wide as he is plummeting through the air. With toothless mouth he hollers into a speech bubble, “Do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?”
November 14, 2023 at 10:46 PM