You vill vant vat everyone else vants!!

You just know that at some point years ago Sean Duffy was mumbling “just wait, I’ll show them” from inside his locker.

Can these get past TSA?

...which is to say that it's bad.

I don't disagree, but... I think it should be actively discouraged, in the same manner as, say, unprotected sex among teens. Ultimately the whole 'trad wife' experience is about providing refuge to dull, narrow-minded men and that doesn't overall improve the human condition.

I'm really starting to believe that there's just no path to normalcy.

It's worth remembering that Jim Bakker was an Assemblies of God minister. He was dismissed by AoG in 1987 after it was revealed that he had repeatedly disappointed Jessica Hahn.

Also various members of the Ancanthuridae family.

There is no federal agency empowered to regulate state & local approval processes. Every state that sues him over this will win.

No option to make her an office dog?

You didn't lose them, they're right where you left them.

- Wife, quite often actually

Pam Bondi needs to do serious jail time.

When they rolled out the 175/195 I was so impressed that I bought stock in Embraer.

Neither the plane nor the company has disappointed.

True detente, genuine comradeship, would be me admitting that Boston was an "extraordinary 1st album" powerhouse and you admitting that Led Zeppelin was one of the greatest bands of all time.

I'm willing to meet you in the middle. 😁