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CaptainWonkoTheSane
@captainles.bsky.social
Avid sailor. Pirate by ancestry.
Also... USAF Vet, Big Tech guy, yacht design & maritime history enthusiast. Have been known to play a little blues guitar.

If you sail please let me know - we've got a Starter Pack!
You vill vant vat everyone else vants!!
December 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You just know that at some point years ago Sean Duffy was mumbling “just wait, I’ll show them” from inside his locker.
December 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Can these get past TSA?
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
...which is to say that it's bad.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I don't disagree, but... I think it should be actively discouraged, in the same manner as, say, unprotected sex among teens. Ultimately the whole 'trad wife' experience is about providing refuge to dull, narrow-minded men and that doesn't overall improve the human condition.
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I'm really starting to believe that there's just no path to normalcy.
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It's worth remembering that Jim Bakker was an Assemblies of God minister. He was dismissed by AoG in 1987 after it was revealed that he had repeatedly disappointed Jessica Hahn.
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Also various members of the Ancanthuridae family.
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
There is no federal agency empowered to regulate state & local approval processes. Every state that sues him over this will win.
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
No option to make her an office dog?
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You didn't lose them, they're right where you left them.

- Wife, quite often actually
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Pam Bondi needs to do serious jail time.
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
When they rolled out the 175/195 I was so impressed that I bought stock in Embraer.

Neither the plane nor the company has disappointed.
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
True detente, genuine comradeship, would be me admitting that Boston was an "extraordinary 1st album" powerhouse and you admitting that Led Zeppelin was one of the greatest bands of all time.

I'm willing to meet you in the middle. 😁
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM