CaptainWonkoTheSane
@captainles.bsky.social
Avid sailor. Pirate by ancestry.
Also... USAF Vet, Big Tech guy, yacht design & maritime history enthusiast. Have been known to play a little blues guitar.
If you sail please let me know - we've got a Starter Pack!
Also... USAF Vet, Big Tech guy, yacht design & maritime history enthusiast. Have been known to play a little blues guitar.
If you sail please let me know - we've got a Starter Pack!
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Of this you can be certain:
If Democrat lawmakers treated Republican voters the way Republican lawmakers are treating Democrat voters there would already be gun battles in the streets.
This simple fact is *the* reason they're doing what they're doing. Because they know they can.
If Democrat lawmakers treated Republican voters the way Republican lawmakers are treating Democrat voters there would already be gun battles in the streets.
This simple fact is *the* reason they're doing what they're doing. Because they know they can.
So we now know that Trump has taken the Montreal Cognitive Assessment *three times* ("once being very recently!").
Which means we also know that his medical team has noted evidence of cognitive decline. This test is not given to neurologically typical patients.
Which means we also know that his medical team has noted evidence of cognitive decline. This test is not given to neurologically typical patients.
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So we now know that Trump has taken the Montreal Cognitive Assessment *three times* ("once being very recently!").
Which means we also know that his medical team has noted evidence of cognitive decline. This test is not given to neurologically typical patients.
Which means we also know that his medical team has noted evidence of cognitive decline. This test is not given to neurologically typical patients.
It’s so much fun, reading the opinions of people about things they don’t understand.
I cannot stress enough how the AI thing is just blockchain again. It has some uses, yes, but they're not actually general purpose ones. The bubble is going to burst and it's going to be so bad and like all cons, it's going to leave a few people rich and the rest FUCKED OVER.
A great deal of AI hype is coming from con artists who understand exactly how much easier it’s going to be to use the same cons over and over once they achieve their dream of a world in which nobody understands how anything 1) works or 2) has ever worked.
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It’s so much fun, reading the opinions of people about things they don’t understand.
Hell, I don't even want to come here...
No one is going to want to come here
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Hell, I don't even want to come here...
One must wonder if the day will ever come that the NYT just says "fuck it, we're not gonna prop up this loser anymore".
Trump post just now. He’s mad about Sleepy Trump jokes. But get a load of this:
He calls for the New York Times to “cease publication.” He says the newspaper is “seditious, perhaps even treasonous.”
“They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it.”
He calls for the New York Times to “cease publication.” He says the newspaper is “seditious, perhaps even treasonous.”
“They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it.”
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
One must wonder if the day will ever come that the NYT just says "fuck it, we're not gonna prop up this loser anymore".
I just saw a long-ass commercial for Hillsdale College and I'm tellin' ya these people need to fuck allll the way off.
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I just saw a long-ass commercial for Hillsdale College and I'm tellin' ya these people need to fuck allll the way off.
This is hysterical.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is hysterical.
If only Mike Flynn's father had heeded this advice...
Russia’s assets in the West are not hiding their traitorous plans
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If only Mike Flynn's father had heeded this advice...
And the MAGAts will call him 'hero'...
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
And the MAGAts will call him 'hero'...
I don't understand... I thought RFKJr drank molten lead and ate raw puppies or something. This is the best he can do..?
They. are. all. frauds.
They. are. all. frauds.
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I don't understand... I thought RFKJr drank molten lead and ate raw puppies or something. This is the best he can do..?
They. are. all. frauds.
They. are. all. frauds.
Ass Stinks Roadshow
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ass Stinks Roadshow
What a putz.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
What a putz.
Mike Johnson is a weak little man. He should not have the power that he does.
Sir Beta of Grovelshire, arise, and never make eye contact again.
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Mike Johnson is a weak little man. He should not have the power that he does.
Trump: I screwed you just like I said I would. Here's some mailbox money from actual taxpayers.
Every real economist in America warned at the time Trump was imposing tariffs that it would affect each of these things, and deportations have affected the ability of farmers to access labor.
This is all happening because of one man.
This is all happening because of one man.
Trump announces $12 billion aid package for farmers caught up in trade war
President Donald Trump has imposed shifting tariff policies on most countries, while pushing to reshape relationships with China and other major trade partners.
www.cnbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Trump: I screwed you just like I said I would. Here's some mailbox money from actual taxpayers.
Because when you're fat, orange and stupid, "lawnmower" = "farm equipment" and all of it is a mystery.
Trump on John Deere: "We're gonna say, 'you're gonna reduce the prices.' They're gonna have to reduce their prices. Because farming equipment has gotten too expensive ... in many cases, you need about a 185 IQ to turn on a lawnmower."
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Because when you're fat, orange and stupid, "lawnmower" = "farm equipment" and all of it is a mystery.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Occam's Razor has entered the chat...
Alzheimer's drug Legembi:
•Administered via IV on the hand
• Requires regular MRIs
• Causes drowsiness
•Administered via IV on the hand
• Requires regular MRIs
• Causes drowsiness
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Occam's Razor has entered the chat...
DOT / FAA announce Peraton as prime integrator for "Brand New Air Traffic Control" (BNATC).
Peraton has done some work with the FAA, but nowhere near as much as the selection's runner-up, Parsons.
Peraton has done some work with the FAA, but nowhere near as much as the selection's runner-up, Parsons.
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
DOT / FAA announce Peraton as prime integrator for "Brand New Air Traffic Control" (BNATC).
Peraton has done some work with the FAA, but nowhere near as much as the selection's runner-up, Parsons.
Peraton has done some work with the FAA, but nowhere near as much as the selection's runner-up, Parsons.
When you're in the water, the two things are the same thing.
NEW info on shipwreck attack. It gets worse.
The 2 survivors climbed atop wreckage and waved to overhead.
"Some of the people viewing the video thought ... could have been an attempt to surrender"
Others "said the most logical explanation was ... signaling for a rescue."
1/
The 2 survivors climbed atop wreckage and waved to overhead.
"Some of the people viewing the video thought ... could have been an attempt to surrender"
Others "said the most logical explanation was ... signaling for a rescue."
1/
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When you're in the water, the two things are the same thing.
We should absolutely encourage Trump to do this. 😂
Who will be the first journalist to ask Trump if he will now pardon the pipe bomb suspect? Pipe bomb suspect told FBI he believed 2020 election conspiracy theories www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Pipe bomb suspect told FBI he believed 2020 election conspiracy theories
The suspect has been cooperating with the FBI, according to sources, and is expected to make his first court appearance on Friday.
www.nbcnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
We should absolutely encourage Trump to do this. 😂
While everyone is talking about the Post Office "losing" $9B last year, let's remember that the Department of Defense "lost" 100x that in 2024.
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
While everyone is talking about the Post Office "losing" $9B last year, let's remember that the Department of Defense "lost" 100x that in 2024.
Damn, this really brings back those 80s vibes...
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Damn, this really brings back those 80s vibes...
This is effectively a VAT. And it's what all those "Euro-commies" do. Point that out to him and he'll lose interest.
President Trump thinks tariff revenue could replace individual income taxes. Experts weigh in.
President Trump thinks tariff revenue could replace individual income taxes. Experts weigh in.
President Trump suggested Americans won't have to pay personal income taxes "in the not-too-distant future" because of rising U.S. tariffs.
cbsn.ws
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
This is effectively a VAT. And it's what all those "Euro-commies" do. Point that out to him and he'll lose interest.
The fake drug war in the Caribbean severely increased the risk to >2000 cruising sailboats in the western Caribbean.
The community of sailors has stepped up efforts to keep folks safe. Because that's what sailors do.
www.cruisingworld.com/people/ocean...
The community of sailors has stepped up efforts to keep folks safe. Because that's what sailors do.
www.cruisingworld.com/people/ocean...
Ocean Posse Launches Voluntary Safety Reporting for Offshore Cruisers
Ocean Posse introduces a voluntary reporting plan with U.S. Southern Command to improve safety for offshore cruising sailors.
www.cruisingworld.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The fake drug war in the Caribbean severely increased the risk to >2000 cruising sailboats in the western Caribbean.
The community of sailors has stepped up efforts to keep folks safe. Because that's what sailors do.
www.cruisingworld.com/people/ocean...
The community of sailors has stepped up efforts to keep folks safe. Because that's what sailors do.
www.cruisingworld.com/people/ocean...