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Libby
@captainlibatron.bsky.social
Ex parliament now runs a bar by the sea.
Birder, gayer, occasional banjo player. Highly functioning.
Instagram same handle.
she/sir Lesbian of the parish of Whitstable
Made a lasagne to go with the martini (it's mostly lentils because I'm woke)
January 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
It's Monday
January 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Toad-in-the-hole done. Very comforting when ploughing through the north atlantic on my hijacked tanker 🫡
January 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Anyway, I'm on the high seas now under a flag of convenience. Awaiting further instructions from Downing Street.
January 8, 2026 at 12:14 PM
The flag is Antigua and Barbuda. Guess we're at war now soz
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Just hopping aboard now. Keir Starmer says it's fine.
January 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Went for a walk and saw this. Feelihg a bit imperialist, might nick it.
January 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Don't know where to start tbh
Drink-driving is a scourge in this country as is car culture.
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I've been here all along tbf
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
They're saying it'd less vibratey to put it on a cross channel boat than the rail tunnel but have they factored in that bit of the M25 that sounds like you have three flat tyres?
January 7, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Froze my tits off. Titless now.
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It was actually very icy on that concrete but I did not fall off and die. Fun. Neat.
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
It was very cold look at the colour of my ears
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The sea froze and made snow
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Genuinely not saying this because you're all back to work tomorrow, but I have four days off in a row from tomorrow and I am ready for that. So, cheers.
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Lol
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Big fat moon this morning
January 4, 2026 at 7:58 AM
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Fine whatever
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Just finished cleaning up. Quite tired.
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Longest day today. Staying hydrated, waiting for it all to kick off.
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Aw they had fun at the bar last night
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Still confused about why everyone hates their guy, the columnists think it is sinister for the ungrateful plebs to hate the ruling class
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Thought I'd leave a tissue in the laundry to make it look more christmassy
December 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Just saw this in the wild which ticks "wraparound racist Tesla" off my 2025 bingo card
December 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM