Libby
@captainlibatron.bsky.social
Ex parliament now runs a bar by the sea.
Birder, gayer, occasional banjo player. Highly functioning.
Instagram same handle.
she/sir Lesbian of the parish of Whitstable
Birder, gayer, occasional banjo player. Highly functioning.
Instagram same handle.
she/sir Lesbian of the parish of Whitstable
Made a lasagne to go with the martini (it's mostly lentils because I'm woke)
January 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Made a lasagne to go with the martini (it's mostly lentils because I'm woke)
Toad-in-the-hole done. Very comforting when ploughing through the north atlantic on my hijacked tanker 🫡
January 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Toad-in-the-hole done. Very comforting when ploughing through the north atlantic on my hijacked tanker 🫡
Anyway, I'm on the high seas now under a flag of convenience. Awaiting further instructions from Downing Street.
January 8, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Anyway, I'm on the high seas now under a flag of convenience. Awaiting further instructions from Downing Street.
The flag is Antigua and Barbuda. Guess we're at war now soz
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The flag is Antigua and Barbuda. Guess we're at war now soz
Just hopping aboard now. Keir Starmer says it's fine.
January 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Just hopping aboard now. Keir Starmer says it's fine.
Went for a walk and saw this. Feelihg a bit imperialist, might nick it.
January 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Went for a walk and saw this. Feelihg a bit imperialist, might nick it.
Don't know where to start tbh
Drink-driving is a scourge in this country as is car culture.
Drink-driving is a scourge in this country as is car culture.
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Don't know where to start tbh
Drink-driving is a scourge in this country as is car culture.
Drink-driving is a scourge in this country as is car culture.
I've been here all along tbf
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I've been here all along tbf
They're saying it'd less vibratey to put it on a cross channel boat than the rail tunnel but have they factored in that bit of the M25 that sounds like you have three flat tyres?
January 7, 2026 at 9:27 AM
They're saying it'd less vibratey to put it on a cross channel boat than the rail tunnel but have they factored in that bit of the M25 that sounds like you have three flat tyres?
Froze my tits off. Titless now.
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Froze my tits off. Titless now.
It was actually very icy on that concrete but I did not fall off and die. Fun. Neat.
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
It was actually very icy on that concrete but I did not fall off and die. Fun. Neat.
It was very cold look at the colour of my ears
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
It was very cold look at the colour of my ears
The sea froze and made snow
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The sea froze and made snow
Genuinely not saying this because you're all back to work tomorrow, but I have four days off in a row from tomorrow and I am ready for that. So, cheers.
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Genuinely not saying this because you're all back to work tomorrow, but I have four days off in a row from tomorrow and I am ready for that. So, cheers.
Big fat moon this morning
January 4, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Big fat moon this morning
Just finished cleaning up. Quite tired.
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Just finished cleaning up. Quite tired.
Longest day today. Staying hydrated, waiting for it all to kick off.
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Longest day today. Staying hydrated, waiting for it all to kick off.
Aw they had fun at the bar last night
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Aw they had fun at the bar last night
Still confused about why everyone hates their guy, the columnists think it is sinister for the ungrateful plebs to hate the ruling class
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Still confused about why everyone hates their guy, the columnists think it is sinister for the ungrateful plebs to hate the ruling class
Thought I'd leave a tissue in the laundry to make it look more christmassy
December 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Thought I'd leave a tissue in the laundry to make it look more christmassy
Just saw this in the wild which ticks "wraparound racist Tesla" off my 2025 bingo card
December 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just saw this in the wild which ticks "wraparound racist Tesla" off my 2025 bingo card