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Allen Woke 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🌐
@captainmeap.bsky.social
Pro-abundance, new liberal shill, foreign policy enjoyer, American pragmatism believer, Catholic (but not in a weird way).

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"Cynicism is the death of wisdom."
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
In all likelihood Platner would not only be a stain on the Party and undermine many of our fundamental beliefs but also has very high odds to be another Fetterman

You'd think people would learn but 🤷‍♂️
February 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
"Vote blue no matter who!!"

Yeah I draw my line at literal Nazis, I'm sorry if that offends you
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Actually, you know what? Let e.g. Kelly read the preamble then hand off each of the offenses to individual members, rather than reading the whole thing together

Imagine the MN delegation reading this. We would reach levels of libbing out heretofore unimagined
February 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I promise you it'd drive Republicans to *conniptions* and they could not say anything against it without coming off as raving lunatics and/or denigrating the Declaration
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Hell, make a bit of a show of it

Start close up, with the most inoffensive member (how about Kelly) walking up alone to the mic, introducing themselves, and reading the preamble

Then slowly pull the camera back as other voices join in, until you're watching the whole tapestry of the nation speak
February 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
They certainly do, but I think keeping it short, simple, and sweet is the play - one document, one message

(Besides I think the Declaration really cuts to the core of all this anyways)
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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this is really an totally unequivocal endorsement of migration as something guaranteed by God and which, according to Bundy, no secular power has the right to abrogate
February 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I am once again tapping my sign
February 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM