“Isn’t there a risk that you might end up owning a very tiny inaccessible basement underneath someone’s flat?

“Yeah,” said the estate agent, after a pause.”

Really enjoyed this line.

Last season we had a clash and they were showing the Fulham game on the screens on the concourse (at least after FT in the women’s match) because there was a bit of crossover.

The Hogwarts Express from Kings Cross to the Watford studios to fund Crossrail 2.

Also feel like if you vote for Farage, you don’t care if he was a racist school boy?

(Me, still scarred from a crap feeding journey? Who can say?)

I used the @aallensport.arseblog.com analogy of “Calafiori is like a Grand National horse running without a rider” to my Dad and about half way through the game he was like “it’s true! What’s that horse doing there?”

Not to mention that formula literally says “breastfeeding is best” on it. Ok well I’ll let my child who is not taking to this at all just…starve then?

Wow finally someone younger than me (mine was 74)

What are you complaining about, whippersnapper?

(Just trying to speak a fifth Fulham goal into existence)

This is killing me 😭

Rarely seen the ✨state of things✨ summed up so neatly in such a short space of words!