captainmeg.bsky.social
M
@captainmeg.bsky.social
Trying this out. Likes teams in red. Mostly Arsenal, low brow television and Simpsons memes.

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Begging for the WSL and the Premier League to have one (1) conversation about not overlapping the men and women’s teams.
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Dragging my sciatica riddled body to the Emirates. One clubbing so hard, like many of our players, my knee is also non-functioning.
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’m watching Teletubbies with my three year old and feel I have more brain cells intact than any of you watching this draw.
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The Subway Cup draw walked so this World Cup draw could run.
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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The last remnants of my soul out through my body.
Have they drawn anything in the World Cup draw yet
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Of all the departed mid-price* chains to come back, why is it this one?

(*I think the problem was largely that it was not mid-price)
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
God the worst thing about this stupid discourse on whether you should be able to use loyalty points on formula is the incredibly tedious amount of breastfeeding zealots coming out of the woodwork.
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I love Goal Machine Mikel Merino™️
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The fact it’s going to end 5-4 is so annoying.
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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My extremely simple heuristic for the current political system is that until you can go food shopping and think prices haven’t increased / things aren’t expensive etc don’t expect any material political continuity.
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Don’t just relegate Fulham, liquidate them.
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
ESR, you will always be a star to me 🥰
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Emile if you had buried that…
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What branch of mental illness is it classed as to hope that Fulham might get a result here?
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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evergreen, i fear
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You know you worked at NUS when you shudder at “the NUS”
There's actually one other place Zarah Sultana exists, which I think is pretty central to understanding whole political habitus: the NUS
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fuck you Caicedo.
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Where…is Saliba?
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Unfortunately: that was a banger
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Sometimes being on the train, noise cancelling headphones are not enough, I need you to rip my ears off.
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Bukayo and Tolami, that’s my Royal Wedding.
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Not to act like I’m the first person on earth to discover music but on literally every single of LUX by Rosalia, I’m basically moved to tears.
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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if someone had recently given a speech as eloquent and intellectually complex yet clear-minded as the Thatcher speech Stephen mentioned, it would have led to Harry Cole hitting his big red head like an angry chimp and writing in the Sun that Big Words Bad Why Hate Britain Like This? Boo!
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Whose third minute opener Grok?
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM