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Even the G.I. Joe box art guys would think this was over the top and stupid
December 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My YT feed: cooking video, Cooking video, what WWI rations were like video.

Me: clicks on video about DoorDash girl’s trial

My YT feed: Why women ruined Western Civilization, How Hitler accomplished an economic miracle, Is being a Nazi really so bad?

Me: 🤔 I begin to see the problem…
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just saw the worst ad I’ve ever seen.

I’m more than 7% sure it’s actually a scam.

“Tactical beef tallow skin cream for *MEN*”
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“My bill would allow …”

So this shit is not currently allowed then? 🤔
December 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Since his appointment, RFK Jr. has pursued a brutal vision of American health that several experts liken to a sort of eugenics. Kennedy has made it clear that certain deaths are acceptable or even preferable to a world where every child is vaccinated.

Read more: www.theverge.com/health/66136...
December 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The best time to prosecute FBI officials is the second Cash Patel took over. The second best time was right before then.

Huh, funny, that’s not how that normally goes …
😢🚨✊

“This document proves if the FBI had done its job in 1996, Epstein’s decades-long sex trafficking operation could have been stopped at the outset... the FBI’s negligence allowed Epstein to continue abusing hundreds of girls and young women for nearly 25 more years.”

thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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The 6 richest men in the world are all Trump allies.

They control your algorithms and data on X, TikTok, Twitch, Instagram, Facebook, WhatsApp, Threads, and YouTube.

Just in case you’re wondering why more isn’t done to stop right-wing bots and misinformation on social media.
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I don't watch a lot of youtube anymore, but if I do it is usually MUSICIAN HEARS SONG FOR FIRST TIME where they strip whatever instrument/sound it is (drums, melody, etc) and the musicians play what they THINK it could be and then they listen to the original and it is always so amazing to watch
Jon Batiste Hears Beastie Boys For The First Time
YouTube video by Pianote
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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He never disclosed that he’d visited Epstein in that column and did a lot of hand waving to insist that he and his fellow elites had nothing, nothing at all to do with him.
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“My lack of success didn’t start because of the indictment,” he said.

You don’t say…
Mayor Eric Adams of New York City is treating his last weeks in office as something of a farewell tour, visiting foreign countries, defending his legacy and expressing his grievances. “My lack of success didn’t start because of the indictment,” he said. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/13/n...
December 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The idea that,

“Just because you went to a good school doesn’t make you a good person”

Would be devastating to the NYT editorial board if they could ever comprehend it
Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.
December 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Me at the Marlow’s in Alpharetta: I’d like the pork tenderloins please

Server: how would you like that cooked?

Me: ?

Server: rare, medium, or well?

Me: No, I wanted the pork.

Server: ? But cooked how?

Me: it’s pork … you guys need to be cooking that all the way. EVERY TIME
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Tennessean reporter Vivian Jones pointing out the inherent hypocrisy in the @SenJohnson @MarshaBlackburn TP USA announcement

Trying to imagine the reaction if Dems used the Capitol to announce a government-backed plan to put DSA chapters in every high school
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Nancy Mace: “After Charlie Kirk was assassinated in cold blood, the nation responded with 0 riots, 0 looting, 0 injuries, and 0 destruction.”

Yeah lady, because people had 0 idea who that little dipshit was, and gave 0 fucks.

We didn’t “respectfully mourn him,” we shrugged.
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It is wild that this Regime can be looking down the barrel of being exposed as a pedophile sex trafficking ring, and their shiny set of cars keys solution is that they film themselves murdering foreign nationals and by dint of CNN’s goldfish memory might get away with both.
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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While unionized Starbucks workers are on strike for a fair contract, don’t cross the picket line!

Show solidarity — like Zohran Mamdani and Bernie Sanders.

Listen to what they had to say.
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“The orders he gave”

lol, welcome to the underside of the bus Admiral Bradley. Hope “just following orders” works out better for you than it did for the last guys who tried that.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
It’s ok to have wanted James Comey’s case to have been thrown out, then also wanting him to immediately slip on a banana peel, and tumble to his death down the courthouse steps in the most humiliating way possible, live on camera.

These thoughts can coexist
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM