Captain Snark
@captainsnark.bsky.social
Middle age Canadian with questionable sanity. When I'm not snarking at stuff, often politics, I'm posting whatever nonsense comes into my head.
Well, there is one way to deal with a hydra.
a man says burn it to the ground in a close up
Alt: a man says burn it to the ground in a close up
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January 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Well, there is one way to deal with a hydra.
And best yet by buying it you now have it forever.
Forever....
Forever....
January 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
And best yet by buying it you now have it forever.
Forever....
Forever....
What do you expect from a guy who calls himself PussyShit?
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
What do you expect from a guy who calls himself PussyShit?
Well, I can't speak for others but as for this Canadian... should that day ever come.
a man in a dark room with the words i burn my decency for someone else 's future
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words i burn my decency for someone else 's future
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January 5, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Well, I can't speak for others but as for this Canadian... should that day ever come.
Ooo... oooo.... I've got a potential comparison.
Pearl Harbor.
Pearl Harbor.
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Ooo... oooo.... I've got a potential comparison.
Pearl Harbor.
Pearl Harbor.
"The last best hope on Earth."
bender from futurama talks to a woman in a kitchen
ALT: bender from futurama talks to a woman in a kitchen
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January 3, 2026 at 3:15 AM
"The last best hope on Earth."
When the average American is no longer able to live a nice cozy life where they can complain on line and protest once in a blue moon then go back to their TV and internet and their warm homes and think they've done something THEN we might get a real fight out of Americans.
December 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When the average American is no longer able to live a nice cozy life where they can complain on line and protest once in a blue moon then go back to their TV and internet and their warm homes and think they've done something THEN we might get a real fight out of Americans.
A very good one. I've always be partial to this one myself.
stan lee says it always fits eventually in front of a sign for stan 's sale collectibles
ALT: stan lee says it always fits eventually in front of a sign for stan 's sale collectibles
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December 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
A very good one. I've always be partial to this one myself.
"Wrestling fans really gotta be better."
There, fixed it for you. 😉
There, fixed it for you. 😉
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"Wrestling fans really gotta be better."
There, fixed it for you. 😉
There, fixed it for you. 😉
If fairness, given what some of those cards go for...
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If fairness, given what some of those cards go for...
Guess I won't be seeing it now.
Well, unless... ☠️
Well, unless... ☠️
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Guess I won't be seeing it now.
Well, unless... ☠️
Well, unless... ☠️
Somehow... Neel returned.
December 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Somehow... Neel returned.
And you may ask yourself,
"Well... how did I get here?"
"Well... how did I get here?"
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
And you may ask yourself,
"Well... how did I get here?"
"Well... how did I get here?"
It's easy. The criminals just shine a light in his face. But I shouldn't be too mean, he's just a poor wittle doe, out of his depth.
a car is driving down a road at night and the license plate says lpm
ALT: a car is driving down a road at night and the license plate says lpm
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December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It's easy. The criminals just shine a light in his face. But I shouldn't be too mean, he's just a poor wittle doe, out of his depth.
Can they? Can they really? Cause they haven't so far.
December 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Can they? Can they really? Cause they haven't so far.
What a god awful looking trophy.
I think I saw this as promo art for one of the Dead Space games.
I think I saw this as promo art for one of the Dead Space games.
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
What a god awful looking trophy.
I think I saw this as promo art for one of the Dead Space games.
I think I saw this as promo art for one of the Dead Space games.
I'd like it if they started calling it what it is. Murder.
December 6, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I'd like it if they started calling it what it is. Murder.
Cool. I don't live anywhere close to whales.
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Cool. I don't live anywhere close to whales.