Which, as I type this, might be a better highlight of how toxic that job was than any of the other anecdotes I usually use when complaining about it

I’m jealous. My boss worked us like dogs that day & couldn’t fathom why our minds were on other things. So we kept having to sneak off to the bathroom to check the news

Carolina wins the division!

I’m a younger millennial male. Aside from continuing to be a mildly decent person, is there anything I can do to help prevent Gen Z men from getting sucked into manosphere bullshit? I have relatives I’m worried about who might be on the bubble & I can’t tell how far gone they are

Are there any bastards that you have covered that you later changed your mind about and decided that their bad behavior wasn’t quite enough to qualify as a bastard?

Yeah, Taco Bell might be the one place that has a higher tolerance for insane bullshit than Waffle House

I hate the fact we focus so much on performative joy for December instead of encouraging people to find joy year round. Celebrate the holiday if you want, but stop demanding other people do it too. Some of us have problems we can't ignore for a whole month for "holiday spirit".

Build a designated stadium in Alaska, so it’s always at a neutral field. Like how the pro bowl has its own stadium in Hawaii

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)” - hand to God, this is an actual lyric that he wrote that I did not make up

I don’t have any personal experience with Quakers, but their reputation is golden

I’m sure there’s a RINO somewhere, but I very highly doubt that any MAGA creep can step within a hundred yards of a UU church without bursting into flames

The Unitarian Universalist churches are basically the opposite of MAGA

Like, I don’t think it’s *uncommon*, but apparently not everyone grew up expecting the rapture to happen every other Tuesday

Having grown up mostly in the American south, I’ve been shocked to learn that this lore isn’t more common knowledge, even in America

Can you elaborate on this? Like, “build the wall” was a mnemonic for some sort of policy/administrative thing, or just a way to remember the rich person equivalent of a grocery list?

One of the luckiest breaks I ever caught in life is not having enough allowance money at age 14 to buy that crap. I would’ve absolutely fallen for it. By the time I DID have the money, I had several older friends (including women) who were enough of a positive influence to steer me away entirely

won't get fooled again (again)