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So mote it be
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I hate the fact we focus so much on performative joy for December instead of encouraging people to find joy year round. Celebrate the holiday if you want, but stop demanding other people do it too. Some of us have problems we can't ignore for a whole month for "holiday spirit".
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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the most grotesque thing about all of the trump-epstein letters (other than the obvious) is the kind of unexpected pathos in them. the thoughtful birthday poem (alluding to shared rape), the wistful reminiscing about better days and the unjustness of life (between two abusers) in the postcard
December 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I think they should do the Super Bowl in Buffalo every year. Make them play in the snow. See who *really* wants it.
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)”

(These are actual lyrics he wrote)
Kid Rock makes music for people who are not allowed around parks and playgrounds.
October 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.
wizard frog is insane
October 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand."

that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
October 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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won't get fooled again (again)
July 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Merrick Garland you dumb bitch
July 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I am of the opinion that Epstein saw a loud mouthed idiot braggart and said, "You know, I may not want this man to know all of the secrets of this organization."
July 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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if you're mad at a trans person for saying they won't vote for Gavin Newsom

too damn bad! this is our lives! it's not a purity test when it's our lives. of course we're a one issue voter, it's our lives

you could just not nominate Newsom! but everyone knows the risk of that now, you have no excuse
July 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Every single story you are hearing from the Everglades Concentration Camp has been and is already taking place in hundreds of prisons and jails in the U.S. That's what PIC abolitionists have been trying to get the public to understand for decades.
July 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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So, why have the dems not started a super pac called something like justice for epstein. Run ads on right-wing media demanding the release of the files, twist the knife in Trump, and keep the temp up? Oh, right, they have no idea how politics works.
July 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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NEW: Georgia has seen dramatic political and cultural changes over the past decade. Metro Atlanta, the epicenter of that transformation, may well be a harbinger of America’s future, Zaid Jilani reports for @newlinesmag.bsky.social

newlinesmag.com/reportage/th...
The ‘New Georgia’ Points to America’s Future
Atlanta’s rapidly diversifying suburbs might provide a road map for coexistence in the rest of the country
newlinesmag.com
July 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Democrats are way more dedicated to destroying Mamdani than they ever have been towards Trump.
June 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Dem establishment don’t be racist to Muslims - challenge impossible
June 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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all of the Supreme Court’s jurisprudence about executive power - all of it - can be replaced with a simple flow chart. is the president a Republican? if so it’s ok. if not, it’s presumptively not ok.
June 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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A party that actually wanted to mobilize young and disillusioned voters would be studying Zohran Mamdani’s campaign like the Bible
June 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"
June 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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cuomo will be a good mayor because hes wearing a nuclear diaper to contain his sexual impulses that will wipe out 12 city blocks if it fails
June 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Vance: I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents
June 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM