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King of the Vagabonds 🇹🇼
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Several free thinking consumer robot goblins in a trenchcoat. Sometimes miniatures, sometimes Star Trek, sometimes Leftist politics.

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Watching DBZ and it's very clear to me why FFVII is the greatest game of all time: it's a stupidly melodramatic story AND the best soundtrack ever written.
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
It's neat that former students have stayed in touch with me post graduation. It blows that this is often in the form of an email assuring me that they survived the latest mass shooting at their university. There's a reason I tell my students to apply everywhere but the United States and this is it.
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Some shots from the Goblins vs. Evil Scientists game me and the 9yo just wrapped up. Goblins pulverized the Scientists, but Scientists secured the VPs for a narrow victory. I'm thinking to go up to 30 points like Dragon Rampant 2e going forward. #wargaming #XenosRampant
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I'm glad Mantic basically brought back a non-novelty version of the Red Gobbo. #mantic #Wargaming #Gorkamorka #goblins
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Setting up for Xenos Rampant today. #wargaming
December 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Kid has been showing excellent attention to detail. Not only did he predict the clock being broken, but he has also been noticing where the lights are and guessing rightly when that would matter, like Gizmo being in the door above the laundry machine.

#Gremlins
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
*kitchen massacre scene in Gremlins*

9yo: Now I get why this is a comedy.

Wife: Never. Underestimate. A. Mother.

#Gremlins
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
9yo: What's that thing?

Me: That's a film projector. It's like vinyl, but for movies.
December 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
9yo: Wait, this isn't a Christmas movie. This is a horror movie!

#Gremlins
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Watching Gremlins.

9yo: They broke his clock right?

God damn you cannot slip things by this kid.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I put so many hours into this as a kid. Also I laughed pretty hard when I saw the prominently placed crucifix. Don't think they had Jesus in the Old World. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-cW...
Warhammer: Dark Omen | Trailer [GOG]
YouTube video by GOG
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December 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
One of the funniest things in my life is that Pipe Goon was literally at my wedding. Makes me chuckle every time I see that meme pop up in random places.
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
One point of Mongol lancers for SAGA. #Wargaming
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Mint beer
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Had a dream that someone in the office was opening all of my soda water bottles so they would go flat before I could drink them.
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What I love about not "watching TV" is that my 9yo has absolutely no idea what "big movies" are about to come out and therefore I don't have to explain to him that there's not a fucking chance on Earth we're going to give James Cameron any more money.
December 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Cat was so God damned proud of himself for catching a tokay.
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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because modern tech is a scam designed to rot your brain, steal your money, and give you fuck all in return
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Kind of an amusing coincidence that Terminator 2 and the episode of DBZ my son just watched both had a ghost pep talk. That's an interesting trope to be reinforced so acutely in the span of one weekend. Kid is probably going to be expecting ghosts to pop up in media all the time now.
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I am once again reminding everyone that Clive Owen’s character in CHILDREN OF MEN is in his mid-forties in the late 2020s, which means it’s canonically a movie about a Millennial
October 8, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Mongol heavy lancers. #wargaming #SAGA
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
9yo on Dragon Rampant: I'm glad I didn't have to write what every single weapon did every turn. #wargaming #Battletech
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM