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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 9h

define "a hot fart in your mouth while you sleep"

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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 12h

also that second thing isn't even remotely what he said

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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 12h

dogshit like this post is why nobody takes american leftists seriously

unhinged leftist ☭🔻 @gnommunist.bsky.social · 15h

you all owe me another apology

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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 @lucavi.bsky.social · 1d

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · 14h

Currently editing my revised draft in anticipation of turning it in Wednesday, and GOD DAMN did this book come out good

🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · 1d

READ IT (EVENTUALLY) AND WEEP

beckbook.com

IT’S ALL IN YOUR MIND

BECK AND GENERATION X
AT THE END OF REALITY

by

Josephine Riesman

COMPLETE REVISED DRAFT

OCT. 11, 2025

74,615 WORDS

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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 16h

are you genuinely insinuating somebody is a nazi for pointing out to you that AI generated content isn't real?

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Luc @aura.dog · Aug 16

Chrome's adblock dying has really just shown how bad ads have gotten now huh

This appeared and fullscreened my window, hid my cursor, for clicking on a youtube download link lol

old people are just not built to handle this

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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 1d

Ian Watkins has been stabbed to death by a prison inmate. The Nu Metal Agenda is sending critical support to the inmate during this difficult time. numetalagenda.com/ian-watkins-...

Ian Watkins Released From Prison, Welcomed to Hell

In case you needed to read some good news today.

numetalagenda.com

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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 19h

oh fuck back off to reddit you dork

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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 1d

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20h

Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters

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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 19h

and Franky from Dr Franken and Dirk from Dragon's Lair

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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No Mods, No Masters @julieofthespirits.bsky.social · 1d

Every English-language article about the Nobel: "Well-deserved win by brave freedom fighter!"
Every Spanish-language article about the Nobel: "Lmao remember the time she asked Netanyahu to invade Venezuela"

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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 23h

today I learned dril murdered Adam Sessler in broad daylight

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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 23h

what the fuck are you talking about

Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 23h

what

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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 23h

very cool to see the replies, when presented with a calm, funny way of shutting down a heckler, immediately go full lead paint eating resist mode and jump in with "haha and I bet that cunt was white too hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣"